Sasquatch. Loch Ness. Atlantis. Norfolk Enchants. Mysterious legends all.
Let us add to this baffling list the online disappearance of noteworthy South American Lara Alvarez.
Where the fuck did she go? It’s been 2 years since we seen her.
Investigators deduced that her ass checks out.
She made some serious peso modeling the Raggedy Ann underpants line.
Did she take the money and run?
We need volunteers to comb the Pampas and find out.
She has nice ass.
Come back, Lara.