She’s your private model, a model for no money, she does what you want her to do

A little friend of mine used to work at a bar and grill down on the coast of South Carolina where the waitresses wore these lovely tanktops.... She broke the thing out last night and modeled it for me... - Jakedasnake download Thanks Jake, a lesson for us all. The tits, the late nights, the boozy memories...all need not be things of the past. Jake hails from a land where t-shirts can tell you all you need to know about a person. Here's a shot of him at lunch. jakedasnake I come from a land where tittyfuckingthatass remains a high priority - even after the relationship falls apart - even if there wasn't a relationship in the first place. So this means my "future ex-to-be" didn't notice me on my scouting mission. tfta

11 Responses to “She’s your private model, a model for no money, she does what you want her to do”

  1. j says:

    first pic=why I love sushi
    sec pic=didn’t know there were amish in south carolina
    third pic=bigger the cushion, better the…hope there are no sex tapes of this out there.

  2. Ricky Retardo says:

    The beast on the right has to stand because the yak-beast on the left needed her barstool for the right cheek.

    As for Miss Tuna, I’d stick my unagi in her lobster pot. I’m generous that way.

  3. Downhill Fast says:

    Favorite t-shirt on a huge rack:

    “Vagina, It’s What’s for Dinner…Again”

  4. j says:

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    Come over to the grill Downhill!

  5. Norfolk Enchants says:

    Holy smokes, that girl is all ass. I have never seen anything like that. Imagine the attention she would receive at Freaknik.

  6. Elaine Benes says:

    Just say no to crack…..

    J, what are those things next to your, um, steak? Look like little….. pizzles or something.

  7. jericho4l says:

    Tuna aint worth the trouble. Jakedasnake knows as well as me.

  8. Downhill Fast says:

    Questions:

    Is that ASS GIRL’s date is on her right?
    Is it a girl or guy??
    Is that a bug zapper on the upper left or a TV monitor showing the odds of whether it’s a girl or guy?
    Can she fit a whole roll of construction plans in that crack or is that only for her pencils and pens?

    Inquiring Minds want to know…..

  9. MeatCurtains says:

    SoCal’s tee shirt

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  10. Blubbers says:

    that girl would be a bigger hit at shitnik.

  11. Big Mikey says:

    Dude, you can’t tell where the ass stops and the love handles start. She’s a freakin’ weeble.

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