There’s only one Corey now
... and he's the shit.
That frontwards rat tail is making Hector Camacho jealous.
Anyway, RIP, Corey Haim.
Peaked in
Lucas, was in the
Lost Boys, should have been in
The Goonies, didn't make the cut for
Stand by Me, stole all the scenes in
License to Drive, and now he's dead of a drug overdose.
Look at that chicken scratch, how stoned was he when he signed this pathetic pledge to no one?
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That’s Feldman, not Haim.
Wrong Corey! You have a picture of Feldman posted, you dolt.
I’m very sad this morning but very much alive…
Feldman??
Is this where I start a slow clap?
Article I did on the Oscars, take a look when you can:
http://www.slackersinthemist.com/2010/03/08/oscars/:
Haim, no Oscars! World just wasn’t ready for him.
That vicious hit he took in Lucas when his helmet fell off and the resulting pain addicted him to drugs. I put the blame squarely on the coach, he should never have been put in. Kerry Green shares some of the blame too. The guy almost killed himself for you, not even a happy ending while he is lying in the hospital?
Damn Vampires…
Maybe Feldman wasn’t cute enough to play Lucas, but he was cuckoo enough to play the fat kid in Stand By Me.
Haim’s death will jumpstart his career. He’s just got to latch onto the next Tarantino.
Corey Feldman awaits Final Destination-esque death.
Last role: “Better Off Dead”
Poor bastard was doomed. Haim will be fine I predict. An educated addict, a la Keith and Tito Puente.
My toddler has better handwriting.
Vert, good article. I agree with a lot of your thoughts, and thought ‘Basterds’ should have won more. Your line about Mo’nique was great. And who is your young blonde fan at the bottom? Made me hungry; a classic ‘if there’s grass on the infield, play ball’!
“I am so dead they’re going to have to bury me twice”
stay golden pony boy…
At least he went out partyin’. (allegedly)
And Vertigo, way to get your Siskel and Ebert on man, two thumbs up….but I will admit I am worried with your love affair of The Oscars.
Also I love your little league picture, you were impersonating fucking Jim Abbott before Jim Abbott was Jim Abbott. You have the glove holding angle down to a tee bro.
love the commentary Vert. How does Demi do it? Bitch has had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers.
As to this actor who killed himself with drugs. Who the fuck cares? Just another drug addict gone south for a long time.
Vertigo, you look like a young Corey Haim in that tee ball picture.
The real Corey, would have gotten addicted to the pain killers from that wittle boo boo on your wist
Who the fuck is Corey Haim and why are there no gutter whores in the lead pitch this a.m.?
Smart money says Haim was gettinn really stoned to celebrate the life and death of Biggie, maybe trying to end it on the same day and he managed to fuck that up too.
There’s one less famous Canadian…
Corey Who?
My favorite part of the oscars was watching Clooney’s face when Baldwin and Martin ignored him. Talk about a guy who takes himself too seriously.
Feldman was the weird, scratchy voice (Raphael from the orig TMNT), annoying, Micheal Jackson nut hugging, somewhat fat, straight up ugly “Corey” in the ’80′s.
Haim, however, was deemed the cute “Corey” by the masses.
But present day Felman has turned his super-short guy weird looks, into a slim and trim middle aged guy. Haim, was a bloated retard who liked to smoke crack. Feldman had a fucking super hot wife. Haim had a hideously fat assistant.
It’s like a real life Highlander and you could tell that Feldman was winning. “There can be only one…..Corey.”
“Accidental Overdose”….I think NOT.
DK NI: classic.
Maybe MJ will give him a blowjob in hell.
Vert, well written, but Hughes deserved the tribute for Ferris Bueller alone.
……….and another one bites the dust!
Rumor has it that he was on hold for Brittany Murphy at the time of his death….accidentally hit her “speed” dial number.
One less douche wasting air. Have a nice dirtnap.