The Chicago Way

I’m getting mixed signals on what exactly are values in Chicago.

First we have Officer Crumskie laying down the law…

Ok, so far so good.

Lesson is: don’t get drunk and threaten police. Understood.


But then last night on David Letterman Michelle Obama goes on and talks up South Chicago values

For us, it’s the values. The thing that we try to do is make sure — the residence is on the second and the third floor of the White House. And what we want to have happen is when they get off that elevator and walk in to our residence that it feels like the south side of Chicago, the same values, the same rules, the same sense of responsibility.

Because, of course the stuff is different. There are butlers walking around, you know? We didn’t have that, you know.

Fair enough. That seems like wisdom to me.

But while mom was on TV talking about her down home Chicago values – her 13-year old daughter is with 10 friends on spring break in Mexico, chaperoned by 25 secret service members.

That’s not even Lake Shore Drive values.

I know at 13 I was denied permission to go to Freaknik.

Still bitter I missed it, but I’ll concede it was the right call.

Michelle: Get your kid home to eat her fucking vegetables. Then talk values.

22 Responses to “The Chicago Way”

  1. j says:

    56 wounded, 9 dead on da south side last week end. That’s Michelle’s values.

    Watch it equating those Lakeview people with Lake Shore Drive. They couldn’t mow our lawn.

    Michelle is as bad as you would imagine.

  2. The Donger says:

    Michelle should just stand in a corner with her mouth closed and appear dumb, then to open it and remove all doubt.

  3. Vertigo says:

    I’d fuck that kid’s mom.

    Michelle is like every other first lady in history, a dumb and entitled bitch who is just an accessory.

  4. buck naked says:

    And yet the Republicans cant bring a serious candidate to the table….ughhhhh

  5. MBH says:

    You didn’t have butlers you say. I drove by casa de la Obama and have heard you speak – I have no doubt in my mind that you would ask for an instruction manual for a broom.

  6. Jam Akin says:

    Michelle did indeed come from rather modest southside Chicago origins. But this latest spew is kinda hard to take now from the overcompensated wife of the very much non-Chicagoan President who was talking about arugula with the Iowa farmers in the last election cycle. Spare us the limousine liberal bullcrap ma’am and help us spare a few tax dollars while you’re at it.

  7. j says:

    She uses race to make money any time someone will pay her for it. Victimhood. Who knew it could be a job?

  8. Jack Maehoffer says:

    J. Maehoffer All-Time Things I Fucking Want So Bad List:


    Sit next to Michelle Obama on a 4 hour Southwest Airlines Flight in 2013 with a shitload of drink tickets

    • Whitney Houston's Unemployed Crack Dealer says:

      I would like to see a cop choke out Michelle Obama in the aisle of a 4 hour Southwest flight in 2013 while I enjoy free drinks

    • TWC says:

      Start contributing. Your dream might not be as impossible as you think.

  9. MBH says:

    You want to know about Chicago values? Just look at all the people who emigrated here in the 60s and 70s. I can speak from experience (my parents) that most of them came here with pretty much their clothes on their backs and a few bucks to their name. They busted their asses and earned all that they have now, never one playing the victim or asking for a hand out. It’s different now, but that is what Chicago values means to me.

    • Jam Akin says:

      I was born in the ‘hood in Chicago, bro. Literally. Your family values go back further in time than the ’60s here. My family was the same way. Would never ever dream of trading on victimhood.

  10. Dick Beninya says:

    that incident took place in boys town on the NORTHSIDE.

  11. TWC says:

    Love how southside of Chicago values trump mid western values for the Obamas. How telling is that?

    Having a lavish irresponsible vacation is totally in line with Michelle’s stated values.

  12. Mustache Ride says:

    Fucking tits please

  13. MichelleObama'sGreasyPurpleTaint says:

    I saw her on Letterman last night and I kept wondering when Jack Hannah was going to put her back in her cage.

  14. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    Anyone see Freddy’s comment on the ‘Freedom’ post? Classic

  15. BallsMcLongCock says:

    Poverty pimps. Fuckin niggers been working the system for over 20 years.

  16. BlackHollywood says:

    We be freakin. yeah yeah. we be freakin.

    that shit cray

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