In the tradition of the great newspapermen of prior generations I toil at my handiwork.
I spot trends invisible to the untrained eye. Like right here.
You don’t see it? Well, read on.
I noted a certain and curious consistency while eyeballing the offerings of a Natalia Velez link on Takeareport.
Sidenote: Were I a great newspaperman, I’d hire Natalia to hold my editing pencil with that meaty ass while I correct editions of the newspaper – the both of us wearing nothing but visors.
In all of her butt shots the lovely Ms. Velez is pictured from the left … and never from the right.
But why this is I cannot say.
Therefore, I’m formally issuing a challenge to TDT readership – to see what Natalia Velez is hiding on her right butt cheek.
It is my belief that this proof will be visual.
We will not be fooled again.