My blood runs cold,
My invention has just been sold,
My iStab is a pot of gold…
Naa naa na-na-na-na …..
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22 Responses to “J. Jurgens Band: one report wonder”
Not that it has anything to do with anything, but back in my younger days (circa 1993 or so), I auditioned to go on tour with Peter Wolf… Played about 5 old J Geils Band songs, not the one shown (or Love Stinks, for that matter). Nice guy though.
All that said, I don’t recall having the urge to stick my crank into any electronic device. However, now, after 14 years of marriage, I’d stick my dick into anything not named That Guy, including the orange shorts. Perspective.
Those lyrics are gripping
I’ve gone thru some dry periods over the years but I’m friggin glad that it wasn’t so bad that I would need The New Ipink.
Pink without the stink. BUYER!
Actually Houser, according to the J Jurgens Band, Love Stinks
The iPloog? I’ll take TWO!!! Uh….no, wait.
Any tech guys post here? How well do those monitors hold up to daily loads?
If it has a mute button I’ll take one. If it makes a decent sandwich I’ll take two
Do they make one with with man-meat?
-That Guy
They do indeed. It comes with a picture of Sam Champion on the screen.
Jay you mean “Slam Champion?”
Don’t be too quick to invest. Rumor has it the istab2 will be rolled out in 3 months. It comes with an asshole and a picture of Natalia Velez’s culo.
iGoo
can the screen handle multiple reports? see what I did there.
I believe the device can only handle 1 fap at a time
How many schmegabites is it loaded with?
Oh, I get it now…. Steve JOBS.
It’s great that this picture is now on the “new tab” thumbnail picture for “sites you visit all the damn time.”
do not use when plugged into the wall.
Not that it has anything to do with anything, but back in my younger days (circa 1993 or so), I auditioned to go on tour with Peter Wolf… Played about 5 old J Geils Band songs, not the one shown (or Love Stinks, for that matter). Nice guy though.
All that said, I don’t recall having the urge to stick my crank into any electronic device. However, now, after 14 years of marriage, I’d stick my dick into anything not named That Guy, including the orange shorts. Perspective.
I wonder if you can Vajazzle it?
Can the iAss be far “behind”?
Needs to have a built in windshield wipers to clean off the mess…