A heated debate is raging this morning at DanzaTap Labs …
… over whether an instrument exists that can measure perfect curves.
Maybe one of you amateur scientists has some input here.
Until then I’ll just make do with my French Curve.
A heated debate is raging this morning at DanzaTap Labs …
… over whether an instrument exists that can measure perfect curves.
Maybe one of you amateur scientists has some input here.
Until then I’ll just make do with my French Curve.
I’d like to input a couple of things into those.
Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory might be able to quantify the perfect ass dimensions for us, but until then, this one works for me.
bodacious booties
I wonder what their assholes taste like?
I would like to lay them ass to ass so I could indulge in a chocolate starfish supreme.
This instrument existed before the French Curve. It is called The Face of Retardo.
Where can I get one of those?
I’ll give you mine; just rinse it off.
I would use my all beef thermometer. It’s got a 100% response rate to perfect curves.
2nd pic is making me weak in the knees.
from the mouth of the great Mr. Tourettes.
“I’D LIKE TO TITFUCK THAT ASS!”
Update on Tourettes Guy (or lookalike)
How fucked up is that guy? But I’m leaning towards lookalike.
Despite his wild ways, Shirleena has too tight a leash on Danny.
dress seems to be the perfect length
Nope, only output, several in fact…
a tongue in the perfect measuring tool
Cubic splines, but your spine would be in a cube before you solved the 2nd derivative.