The François Factor

A heated debate is raging this morning at DanzaTap Labs …

… over whether an instrument exists that can measure perfect curves.

Maybe one of you amateur scientists has some input here.

Until then I’ll just make do with my French Curve.

17 Responses to “The François Factor”

  1. Harry Balsagna says:

    I’d like to input a couple of things into those.

  2. VillanNoleva says:

    Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory might be able to quantify the perfect ass dimensions for us, but until then, this one works for me.

  3. buck naked says:

    bodacious booties

  4. Mike says:

    I wonder what their assholes taste like?

  5. T-Bone says:

    I would like to lay them ass to ass so I could indulge in a chocolate starfish supreme.

  6. Ricky Retardo says:

    This instrument existed before the French Curve. It is called The Face of Retardo.

  7. Terp Fan says:

    I would use my all beef thermometer. It’s got a 100% response rate to perfect curves.

  8. Mike D says:

    2nd pic is making me weak in the knees.

  9. Travis the Chimp says:

    from the mouth of the great Mr. Tourettes.


  10. j says:

    dress seems to be the perfect length

  11. DoggieCombover says:

    Nope, only output, several in fact…

  12. a tongue in the perfect measuring tool

  13. Tardfish Cloaca says:

    Cubic splines, but your spine would be in a cube before you solved the 2nd derivative.

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