For sale by owner

My wife really wants to sell our house. Let me know if there are any bids today from TDT regulars.

VERTIGO

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16 Responses to “For sale by owner”

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    Bid: Whatever Mrs. Vert wants.

  2. The Donger says:

    Don’t need a new house. I already ass fucked that slut whore recently anyway. Oooops. Sorry.

  3. bondhedger says:

    Does it come with the window treatments?
    I love pink shutters and a tight brown keyhole on the inside of my window casements.

  4. The Spreadsman says:

    Bid: A Buttstab followed by a blistering case of anal warts

  5. Harry Balsagna says:

    $40,000 over the ask, plus I will pay the Seller’s closing and moving costs as well as their country club dues for the next 5 years.

  6. Harry Balsagna says:

    oh and I will pay all cash, the entire sum put down with contract signing.

  7. buck naked says:

    Nice hardwood floors

  8. Ujakov D. Dogge says:

    When I die I want to be reincarnated as those trees.

    Would love to see some roastbeef with those hams though.

  9. onewaytickettochappy says:

    “i hope she’s not within 1500′ of a school….” – that guy

  10. Terp Fan says:

    I just closed.

  11. Wichita Lineman says:

    After attending her “open house” showing, I made her an “oral commitment” and she took my “deposit” as a sign of good faith in further negotiations.
    Buyer Beware….Seller is Bare

  12. Saint Tits says:

    Is it available for rent?

  13. j says:

    I came in through the back door

  14. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    Wainscoting is so 00′s – Norfolk Enchants

  15. a little crack is nice. she will cost you.

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