“That’s him! The … one with pants, get him!”

Hedo Rick is so disappointed right now.

If there are pictures of multiracial nudist colonies on the internet, I haven’t seen them. (Africa doesn’t count.)

White, chubby, middle-aged nudist colony chieftains are foolish to worry that young blacks with tire-irons for penises will try and usurp their power.

Fact is, they don’t want to go to nudist colonies any more than the young white dudes.

That a homeless golf cart thief is the only black showing any interest in visiting this nudist colony should say enough.

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Oct. 2012, TDT – Hedo III weekend with Rick. We’re all gonna get laid.

5 Responses to ““That’s him! The … one with pants, get him!””

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    Grateful that Hedo Rick’s interview took place at Hedonism and not the Cypress Grove Nudist Colony.

  2. The Donger says:

    Oldie but goodie.

    Guy goes to his country club for his weekly game of golf but instead of the usual caddy, he is met by a robot. Outraged, he demands an answer from the manager. He explains that these robots are incredible and everyone that tries it always insists on having it the next time. He tells him they read distance and slopes, pick the right club, read the green, etc… Guy gives it a try and plays the best round he’s ever had. He rushes back next week only to find the robots are gone. He furiously demands an answer from the manager who explains that, while they were great, people were complaining about the glare from the sun reflecting off the silver. Guy says that’s the dumbest thing he’s ever heard and asked if anyone had thought to simply paint them black. The manager said they tried that but 3 called in sick the next day and 2 robbed the pro shop.

    • Ricky Retardo says:

      Another two robots had slanty eyes and light-yellow paint and the country-club was rid of all it’s ground hogs and the pro’s kids’ math homework was done.

  3. j says:

    was the security guard wearing anything?-that guy

  4. Phisty McBama says:

    At least he didn’t try to eat the guard’s face.

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