Punching the sea clown

You two go ahead and swim without me…

… I’ll be below deck watching that special yoga video Trish brought, it looks interesting.



And the piece de la resistance…

NOTHING SADDER THAN A FRIEND ZONE VACATION.

15 Responses to “Punching the sea clown”

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    Metallica-Silverado sets the low bar; yellow shorts making my shorts tight…

  2. Meatcurtains says:

    I’d like to smell yellow’s “rug burns”

  3. SoCalMenace says:

    Pic #2 has ruined the start of my Monday. Not going to get shit done now.

    In other news, I found a new and amazing “yank tank” (massage spot) by LAX on Friday. God is good

  4. buck naked says:

    That Coors Silver bullet has a terrible aftertaste. Pic 2 is trying to sand off the remaining stubble from last weeks brazilian

  5. E. Norm Stitz says:

    We can’t all live in that yellow submarine. For me, it would be one thrust and spluuuurt…

  6. The Donger says:

    That’s one impressive queef bubble in that top pic.

  7. The Dinger says:

    pic #2 ftw.

  8. The Donger says:

    Obviously pic 2 is the shit but I find myself going back to pic 1 even more. I’m digging on that full ass about to eat her friend in the blue water and under that tranquil sky. So many possibilities.

    Also, pretty sure that is Mike in the last pic.

  9. Othello says:

    Mike eats ass?

  10. j says:

    Pic 2 could roll out the kinks in my it bands.

  11. McNegus says:

    I’d like to have sex with #1 & #2. Bottom pic can clean up the mess…

  12. big ups says:

    This reminds me of how it makes me laugh and cry that Lululemon is a nine billion dollar company.

    Then I see a nice set of pants, and I’m like, yep, that’s how they keep doing it…

  13. Unhedged says:

    I’ve had this sense for the past month or so Mike has been drifting into Norfolk/That Guy land. I can see it coming. First he goes in the box. Then the ridicule begins. It closes with piranha-like canabilism feeding frenzy. For you Mike, I too want to know what yellow shorts ass tastes like. Cue “Taps.”

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