“Colonel to Soul Patrol…you are not cleared for landing, over.”

Much to watch here.

Why do I always pluck my brilliant ideas from tragedies? Airlines should serve buckets of KFC during flights.

37 Responses to ““Colonel to Soul Patrol…you are not cleared for landing, over.””

  1. buck naked says:

    Jail break gone bad. She was tryin to free all the fried chicken

  2. The Donger says:

    Dude who had his BMW stolen and KFC totaled is gonna be pissed. And Michael Irvin works at a Citgo now? World is crazy.

  3. j says:

    What did the first lady say? Someone translate that for me.

  4. Vertigo says:

    How revolting.

  5. Meatcurtains says:

    Hitting the drive-thru at 91 MPH…bitch must have been hungry

  6. Mike D says:

    That video clip is solid fucking gold. It puts the Popeyes free chicken vid to shame. It’s the Citizen Kane of negus news clips.

  7. SoCalMenace says:

    Couple things:

    A. THAT was a chick
    B. Anybody else hear that this happened on MLK highway….shocking there is a KFC located there

  8. Sir Splooge says:

    Hope she had a good term policy, otherwise its going to be a while before they put her in the ground waiting for all of those family checks to arrive.

  9. Rudy says:

    KFC has an express line?

  10. Gerard Depardieu says:

    KFC, MLK Blvd, previous record, ebonics, other than buying the gas with welfare checks, the car being stolen and taking out a watermellon stand, I think we hit every stereo type with this story.

  11. Jack Maehoffer says:

    Tell you what, I’ll think twice now about taking the family for a late night snack at the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Martin Luther King Boulevard.

  12. onewaytickettochappy says:

    Michael Spinks looks damn good for his age….surprised he thought the speeding car was a “meteor” and not a Leprecon….but he’s as sharp as ever….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

  13. E. Norm Stitz says:

    The family should sue. They have a drive thru. She tried to drive through. Nuff sed.

  14. Sir Splooge says:

    Time the fuck out. Watch the video in youtube and take a gander at the videos associated with it on the right. PURE. 24K. GOLD. My day is done.

  15. E. Norm Stitz says:

    Tell whoever placed the order for their dark meat extra-crispy at the MLK Blvd KFC restaurant …….It’s ready, and wiff a free biskit

  16. Dago says:

    I kept waiting for Dave Chappelle to show up

  17. Travis the Chimp says:

    You can’t make this shit up. I call bullshit on any Negroid who thinks racism is why people come up with this.

  18. Travis the Chimp says:

    First Whitney, then Rodney King, and now this tragedy. At least they have the asian sounding news reporter so as to not break character like the guy introducing the popeye’s bit. The way that cracker was laughing seemed all racist and shit.

  19. Houser says:

    Maybe this is racist but the General Lee would have made the jump.

    • SoCalMenace says:

      winner ^^^^^^^^

      • ScottBrun says:

        you forgot to add “…..chicken dinner.”

        That “poor” girl/beast who can get her BMW (repeat her BM fucking W) has probably taken more money from my taxes than I’ve paid in country club dues. Obama better hurry over and organize the MLK Boulevard community.

  20. KFC did not lose 1 piece of chicken.
    triple threat:
    driving on the revoke list
    stupid
    hungry for KFC

  21. Tardfish Cloaca says:

    Had she NOT crashed, she woulda been sniffin’ sum baff salts and gnawing on some fine chicken-eatin’ crackaz.

    WTF wrong with peeps, they drive on the twin tails 3-sigmas out and end up surprised they tempt fate. Fate wasn’t tempted, it was beckoned. No one to blame except: paving company, KFC building was too tall and not equipped with a matress, car she was driving, gas used in filling car, you name it.

    Hope KFC got a hold of her limb count from the amblamps so we don’t get no extra crippy-crispy in the bucket.

  22. Dan Gimhorny says:

    Why didn’t they interview her father?

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