“What’s Upton?” “Nada. What’s boob wit’ you?”

Late to ‘net today.

Here’s the latest: GQ thinks some Kate Upton pics will scare away the homos.

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The time is now for Upton (just turned 20) to show some squirrel. There’s been too much boob tease and resentment is setting in. Along with the wood.

23 Responses to ““What’s Upton?” “Nada. What’s boob wit’ you?””

  1. buck naked says:

    Hey Punjab, gonna need another new keyboard over here

  2. The Donger says:

    I’d bust a nut on her face that would knock that mole off into the next century.

  3. Vertigo says:

    I appreciate all the contrarian effort, but that’s the baddest bitch going.

    So American looking, so young, such cannons, such a temptress.

    Like Vince Carter at the dunk contest that year, it’s over.

  4. Sir Splooge says:

    Imagine: I’ll have a Glenlivet, neat. She’ll have a Coke… that’s right, she’s 19.

  5. j says:

    She’d nickname me Hans because my hands would be all over her

  6. Harry Balsagna says:

    Who did her make-up? It’s lovely. – That Guy

  7. Mike D says:

    “I would suck Kanye’s dick just to get a taste of that.” – Norfolk Enchants

  8. Vertigo says:

    ‘I could look that hot if I didn’t have to work!’ – mrs admin

  9. E. Norm Stitz says:

    Unfortunately, that is the only canyon of heroes Sanchez has gone down since coming to New York.

    A good start though…

  10. SoCalMenace says:

    I love hot sluts.

    (cant stand up)

  11. Gerard Depardieu says:

    She kills me, just kills me. Fuckin bitch. I don’t know whether to rub one out in the bathroom, or just quietly sob to myself.

  12. Unhedged says:

    Imagine how many Negus have seen pic 3 live. I know, I don’t want to think about it either. She’s legend

  13. Richard Fitzentite says:

    I’d do a bunch of bath salts and eat her fucking face off.

  14. WhatBid? says:

    What do the Negus love when eating pizza, but hate when they’re eating Kate? Crust.

  15. Ralph Pootwan says:

    I’ll be the honest one here. She needs to lose 15, maybe 20.

  16. TW says:

    Nah, she’s fine. If she lost 20 pounds she’d be a rail. You must have never had a girl that skinny. No fun at all.

  17. Travis the Chimp says:

    I’d happily have banged Nicole Simpson or Anna Nicole during there hot phase. Same for Ms. Upton.

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