22 and life to go

Why did MY teachers look like Ernest Borgnine in drag?

RICKY RETARDO

Cheerleading coach, 22, arrested after ‘performing sex act on high school basketball player in her car’

Sex act? Did she fake it? Throw the book at ‘er, judge. But first a little unga-bunga.

37 Responses to “22 and life to go”

  1. Vertigo says:

    Jesus her vs Portugal soccer bitch in a pedestrian duel. zzzzz

  2. Ralph Pootwan says:

    I don’t see the problem with getting in all the blowjobs she can. She figures that after marriage there will be no more knob polishing… so a few more different knobs while engaged is a good thing.

  3. palmer bottoms says:

    Ex-fiancee is exhaling huge

    He just dodged a huge bullet: theres nothing worse than marrying a whore.

  4. onewaytickettochappy says:

    BJ? how do we know?

    perhaps she’s a TDT regular and simply wanted to know [queue MIKE]…….

  5. Ricky Retardo says:

    I would have kept so quiet about this if I was the hoops guy. And I swear, we had no teachers that looked even remotely like this. First 8 years there were ….. nuns. And my HS (Spellman in The Bronx) must have had a requirement that ‘lay’ teachers be as asexual as possible. Not once did I ever wonder what a teacher’s asshole tasted like…

  6. Meatcurtains says:

    I want to bang every one of my sons teachers…is that bad?

  7. The Donger says:

    When a woman blows a guy, assuming it’s consensual and both parties are at least 14 years of age, it’s a beautiful thing. That’s why I will be introducing a bill that subjects all people who refer to this as a “lewd act” serve a mandatory 2 year sentence at Rikers, or thay can choose 50 lashes by an angry Singapore caning expert. Here we have a cute 22 year old female gym teacher tenderly and caringly making mouth love to a 17 year old high school senior who has worked hard all these years in school to make it to the 12th grade, and people call it lewd. What fuckin world are we living in? How am I suppose to raise my kids in this enviornment? I’m fuckin pissed and I’m not gonna take this shit anymore. Please write your congessman and urge strong support for The Donger Bill. You won’t be sorry!

  8. SoCalMenace says:

    real talk, real question:

    If we were all back in High School and a semi hot teacher wanted to give you a blowie, is that a bad thing? If I could go back in time I would welcome it with open arms and tell the PTA, my counselors, the principle, superintendent to go fuck themselves.

    Getting noggin and an education all at once can only lead to success later in life.

    • Meatcurtains says:

      Would…and would NOT tell anyone

      • Meatcurtains says:

        AND…don’t these kids watch the news? If tell your classmates that the Librarian was slopping on your junk like it was a 3-sccop cone in 100 degree heat, she’ll get busted and screw up everybody elses chance for theirs

        • Archie Bunker says:

          Bitches… I bet girls (whores) in the class got wind of it and thought they might not get anymore dick because all the guys would be going after the older girls.

          Behold, the power of the blowjob.

    • HF Trollbot says:

      That is the key lesson here. I cannot begin to imagine blabbing about banging a teacher like her if I had the chance. When I was 17 I hooked up with a 35 y/o in the summer and didn’t say a word about it to anyone. (She thought I was 21, well, because I told her I was 21.) She was hot and a lot wilder than girls my age, and it was about sex only. I got to keep it up with girls my age and get all that on the side. It rocked.

      Any kid who rats out a teacher for blowing him should get a tattoo on his lower abdomen that says “I AM A RAT: DO NOT BLOW ME, EVER”

  9. Culo-Wise says:

    I want to know how in the fucking fuck balls anyone of authority found out about this. So you actually snag a slurping from a hot cheerleading coach, then you go to the cops??? What a fucking dicksniffer. This really grinds my gears on a Friday.

    However, hot blowjob-giving teachers makes it look like Shelbyville has another leg up on their big rival Springfield.

    • Toronto Irish says:

      I am confused as well Culo!! If something like that happened to me when I was in High school (excluding in my dreams!), I would tell my friends and obviously write it on the bathroom stalls, but why the fuck would I tell the cops??!!

      Maybe he found out that she had blown his dad under the stands during halftime??!! That’s really the only plausible reason…

  10. j says:

    I should have gone to high school somewhere else. Like Shelby County.

  11. Mike D says:

    Yeah, that 17yr old should be the one on trial here. Dumb prick should have to spend a night in jail with Sandusky as punishment. See how he likes that blowjob.

  12. Jack Maehoffer says:

    Meat Tuperello would have kept his mouth on this through a water boarding.

  13. El CID says:

    But peewee wouldnt have, ergo the coach blew peewee

  14. Sweetness says:

    Finally a case where a teachers union could have done some good and where the fuck are they?

  15. The Donger says:

    P.S – Props to the mug shot photographer for blatantly going beyond the call of duty by capturing cleavage? When do you ever see that? Like the Key Grip, these guys don’t get enough credit sometimes.

  16. DoggieCombover says:

    What’s a stronger term than “complete fucking douche” for blowing the whistle on her??

  17. Spurt Reynolds says:

    I think someone (kid or teacher) was dumb enought to make note of it on Facebook. Not the bathroom wall in your H.S., the bathroom wall for the entire world to see… not smart.

    • big ups says:

      Seriously. You’re 17 and you get a blowie from a hot teacher, and you want to pretend that the first thing you do isn’t go brag to your friends? Like out of the good judgement that is normally exercised by high school dudes? I would be tweeting the shit out of that:

      #who’sgottwothumbsandablowiefromateacher.

      That shit is trending.

  18. Unhedged says:

    Apparently he didn’t rat himself out. Word is he bragged to his buddies he was getting his Governor vacuumed by his teacher and once the word was out- well , that’s what happens. Stupid kid

    In other news, Sandusky will be pinned to the shower walls by a 7ft Negus this time next week. He will not enjoy it. Over under for if he even gets through sentencing?

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