75% of women will not date an unemployed man.
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Pony was mine,
’Til the time,
That I found her,
Holding 5,
Both quite alive.
Then 2 came along,
Loved me strong,
That’s what I thought
Me and 2,
but that died too.
Don’t know that I will
But until
I can find me
The girl who’ll stay
And won’t play games behind me
I’ll be what I am….
A 4-or-nuthin’ man.
A 4-or-nuthin’ man.
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About to sell the laptop. When that happens TDT is taking a sabbatical, you cheap assed nates.
5 is due for a draft into a better league, she must be somebody’s cousin from out of town. I lol’d yesterday when this pic was posted, and today it’s even more relevant:
#5 has the richest dad.
Retardo spent that 80 bucks wisely. The limo rental worked.
He’s going to get fuel surcharged for #4, plus he’s on the hook if it bottoms out. Bad risk mgmt, especially since #5 won’t get all freaky.
Admin, you might want to look into your commercial drivers license, you too could drive a tuna boat like that.
All was fine until #5 got in and the tires blew. But the chloroform sprayer is hidden now, and this is classier than the Dodge van.
It’s totally number 2, in her number 2. She looks closer to my age and up for anything. I probably couldn’t wrestle 5 away from 4 and number 5′s number 2 is probably out of the question anyway.
I’m with Ron. #2 has what looks to be cash hanging between her sweater meat, a trashy tattoo leading to her weed infested garden and is the only one in the group who is noticeably wearing heels (ie stripper) and whose door possibly swings both ways as is evident by #1 attempting to fist her.
5 definitely was in band with this lineup of retards but since graduation she still hangs with the posse for the “I look way hotter than I am because of how God awful they are” effect
but who gives the best BJ?
4, 7, 1, 2, 5, 3, 6 in that order
Awesome breakdown. You should take your talent to BetUS.
I like real boobs, that’s why I’m going with #2.
I want #2 to coach #5 and #6 against team me. Then #2 can bat cleanup.
I tried to apply the NoFan scale. Didn’t work.
5 and 6 are the winners, with 2 coming in close behind.
Where’s 8,9 & 10? Oh yeah, 4 ate them
I would bet the stepkids’ college money that #2 will be rolled in a carpet and thrown in a hotel dumpster at some point in her life, smart money says at the end of it.
Now I love the fact that #4 KNEW she was #4, and cranked that size 12 foot up as high as she could get it to actually form the number. That shows some creative thinking and originality. Unfortunately all I see in her future is working fairs and Hindu weddings or harassing Rufus for child support.
This made me laugh way too loud. Jesus Koresh that was well done.
Jack – There is you and then there is the rest of us. Friggin great.
But you know that #4 is going to have to do ATM in order to keep a guy’s attention. I’m not saying, I’m just saying…
I’m turning over a new leaf and trying not to be so critical of people. Everybody has their faults, but I’m determined to focus on their strengths rather than their shortcomings.
4 would be a great choice if you needed to carry a baby grand piano up a flight of stairs.
Or you had a large plate of cheese fries that you needed to get rid of.
Jack. Really good observations. Very funny. I can’t follow that. But re: hand positioning. #1 must be an RN. I think she’s trying to keep #2 from bleeding out. #3 is either a gangster reaching for her gun…or making an awkward attempt to cover her fupa.
BLEEDING OUT! Just snarfed the morning drink thru the nose and oll over the keyboard. Well played Freddie
I just hope they don’t scuff the car – That Guy
You know no. 2 is the goer. Number 1 is just keeping that left over placenta from falling out while this Polaroid was snapped. You’d never have to pay #2 child support, just $300 and a ride. #5 is way to pure to be pink. Her asshole probably tastes like cotton candy. Not that that’s a bad thing.