RIP, Little Buddy

Has anyone been watching The Real Gilligan’s Island? I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s better than the original.

Too bad Steve Jobs didn’t live to receive some of America’s free health care. Can’t have a second season without Gilligan.

7 Responses to “RIP, Little Buddy”

  1. Meatcurtains says:

    Never seen the new show…is it the same as the original? That is…

    -The Skipper crushing Gilligan’s ass like it’s a coconut
    -Mr Howell working Mrs Howell with a pedal-operated vibrator
    -Ginger airing out her clam because it smells like low tide in the lagoon
    -The Professor crushing Maryanne and Ginger and Lovey…and Giggles the chimp

  2. buck naked says:

    Rumor has it Blackberry is coming out with a Coconut cell phone in their attempt to stop their mkt share slide from 55% to 3% in less than 3 years

  3. admin says:

    I’ll give you the run down:

    Gilligan – Grittier, doesn’t have the comic timing of Bob Denver, but he winces more convincingly when Skipper hits him with his hat.

    Skipper – Humorless, abusive, being played by Ginger. Respect.

    Thurston – A younger Thurston? Big mistake.

    Lovey – A younger Lovey with jugs? Big win.

    Ginger – Wears sexy bikinis. Big win.

    Maryanne – Hot. Big win. Fooling around with Professor.

    Professor – Too much comedy, not enough science. Pisses me off.

  4. Travis the Chimp says:

    If somebody invented a porno site where the skipper poked a new chick in the ass every episode and then dumped her out at sea to see if the sharks could figure it all out, I might look at it.

  5. I want to see the xxx rated version of Gilligan’s island. Mary Ann and Ginger ….fantasy.

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