Has anyone been watching The Real Gilligan’s Island? I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s better than the original.
Too bad Steve Jobs didn’t live to receive some of America’s free health care. Can’t have a second season without Gilligan.
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Never seen the new show…is it the same as the original? That is…
-The Skipper crushing Gilligan’s ass like it’s a coconut
-Mr Howell working Mrs Howell with a pedal-operated vibrator
-Ginger airing out her clam because it smells like low tide in the lagoon
-The Professor crushing Maryanne and Ginger and Lovey…and Giggles the chimp
If somebody invented a porno site where the skipper poked a new chick in the ass every episode and then dumped her out at sea to see if the sharks could figure it all out, I might look at it.
Never seen the new show…is it the same as the original? That is…
-The Skipper crushing Gilligan’s ass like it’s a coconut
-Mr Howell working Mrs Howell with a pedal-operated vibrator
-Ginger airing out her clam because it smells like low tide in the lagoon
-The Professor crushing Maryanne and Ginger and Lovey…and Giggles the chimp
Rumor has it Blackberry is coming out with a Coconut cell phone in their attempt to stop their mkt share slide from 55% to 3% in less than 3 years
I’ll give you the run down:
Gilligan – Grittier, doesn’t have the comic timing of Bob Denver, but he winces more convincingly when Skipper hits him with his hat.
Skipper – Humorless, abusive, being played by Ginger. Respect.
Thurston – A younger Thurston? Big mistake.
Lovey – A younger Lovey with jugs? Big win.
Ginger – Wears sexy bikinis. Big win.
Maryanne – Hot. Big win. Fooling around with Professor.
Professor – Too much comedy, not enough science. Pisses me off.
Do Ginger and MaryAnn ever 69? If so i might tune in
No but Skipper rapes Gilligan after knocking him out with a cocoanut.
He not gay, it just a jailhouse thang.
If somebody invented a porno site where the skipper poked a new chick in the ass every episode and then dumped her out at sea to see if the sharks could figure it all out, I might look at it.
I want to see the xxx rated version of Gilligan’s island. Mary Ann and Ginger ….fantasy.