EASTON, Pa. — A Pennsylvania man says he wasn’t committing a lewd act while driving last year, he was just doing a little grooming.
Forty-eight-year-old Guy Labar was accepted into a program for non-violent offenders on Tuesday. The indecent exposure case will be dropped if he successfully completes the program.
The Morning Call of Allentown reports Labar, of East Stroudsburg, allegedly exposed himself to a truck driver in October, speeding up and slowing down as the trucker did.
Northampton County District Attorney John Morganelli says Labar’s attorney explained the incident as “manscaping” gone wrong.
Defense attorney James Swetz says “looks can be deceiving.”
No stopping that Guy from shaving his balls on the highway.

Can i get his number?
-Norfolk Enchants
Defense attorney Swetz? Not if he shaved his balls like Gay Guy Labar.
Smokey and The Faggot.
Labar has to be a fake name. Too gay.
I need more graphic detail before I report this as a serious story – Anderson “That Guy” Cooper
Toe-ing me into the holiday…
Who had the first confrontation with That Guy? I just remember him being a pain in the ass. Did somebody hammer him the way Donger buried Mike and Norfolk? I realize that hammer’s prob not the best term there.
Anybody remember Tuna, the original That Guy?
Strong entry there Retardo.
Strong entry is the way I’d handle that, Mike!
Of course Tuna is memorable….there are others I am forgetting…
Crazy Craig was one of the original butt pirates/exaggerating liars
They were convoying to visit sandusky