Looks can be deceiving

EASTON, Pa. — A Pennsylvania man says he wasn’t committing a lewd act while driving last year, he was just doing a little grooming.

Forty-eight-year-old Guy Labar was accepted into a program for non-violent offenders on Tuesday. The indecent exposure case will be dropped if he successfully completes the program.

The Morning Call of Allentown reports Labar, of East Stroudsburg, allegedly exposed himself to a truck driver in October, speeding up and slowing down as the trucker did.

Northampton County District Attorney John Morganelli says Labar’s attorney explained the incident as “manscaping” gone wrong.

Defense attorney James Swetz says “looks can be deceiving.”

No stopping that Guy from shaving his balls on the highway.

11 Responses to “Looks can be deceiving”

  1. buck naked says:

    Can i get his number?
    -Norfolk Enchants

  2. Ricky Retardo says:

    Defense attorney Swetz? Not if he shaved his balls like Gay Guy Labar.

  3. The Donger says:

    Smokey and The Faggot.

  4. travis the chimp says:

    Labar has to be a fake name. Too gay.

  5. Ratinamaze says:

    I need more graphic detail before I report this as a serious story – Anderson “That Guy” Cooper

  6. Ricky Retardo says:

    Toe-ing me into the holiday…

  7. Jack Maehoffer says:

    Who had the first confrontation with That Guy? I just remember him being a pain in the ass. Did somebody hammer him the way Donger buried Mike and Norfolk? I realize that hammer’s prob not the best term there.

  8. Mike D says:

    Anybody remember Tuna, the original That Guy?

    Strong entry there Retardo.

    • Ricky Retardo says:

      Strong entry is the way I’d handle that, Mike!

      Of course Tuna is memorable….there are others I am forgetting…

  9. buck naked says:

    Crazy Craig was one of the original butt pirates/exaggerating liars

  10. J says:

    They were convoying to visit sandusky

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