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Money never sleeps, pal.
Get the prime-time 80s phone-cock-extension.
Once you slap that shit on your iPhone you can get away with murder.
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Money never sleeps, pal.
Get the prime-time 80s phone-cock-extension.
Once you slap that shit on your iPhone you can get away with murder.
I’d like to murder those two cumly ribbon twins in pic 4. Death by cock stabbing. Don’t worry, ladies, it’ll be a quick death.
okay okay
who wrapped up the two girls for me? You guys are the best, now let me unwrapp them and get busy!!!
I love the fact that the t-shirt in pic 1 is not only unnecessary, but it’s in a language she can’t understand. Like Oprah wearing a t-shirt that says “I Love Watermelon” in German.
I’d share a sleeping bag with Chaz Bono through a winter at valley forge for 30 seconds of #2, no never mind…
Pic #3′s marks Debbie’s first step in her journey from honor student/ prom queen to having Raul doing lines off her tits before throwing her over the balcony of the Ramada Inn in Calabasas.
Thirty seconds of staring at Pic 4 would make Liberace run out and buy a flannel shirt and a tin of skoal.
another masterpiece
Bravo, Jack, Bravo
Jack, it isn’t every morning that I pass my coffee out my nose while reading TDT commentary. This is some funny shit, brother….
There’s Jack and then there’s everyone else. plain and simple.
Sheriff Andy says that I mayberry my cock between the luscious tits in pic 3. You see what I did there?? RIP Andy.
#1 face have happy ending rips
Difference between #1 and a mosquito?
Mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
1. Photos like this reignite the latent borderline sex addict in me
2. Fuck I’m glad I don’t have daughters
I’d listen to Suze Orman and Chris Matthews discuss the economy naked just to take #2 out on a Wednesday for her favorite sushi on half price volcano rolls night.
1-gotta double wrap it for tila tequila over there
2-jail bait, wait 2 yrs to confirm eligibility. Will be a tough wait
3-Perfect rack
4- rare double winner of best holloween costume and easiest to disrobe. Fill, stamp, book it, repeat
Feels like a M-80 went off in my shorts after looking at these pics
I would like to assist #3′s descent into Slutville.
Hello,
Is there anybody out there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
The Tap has entered The Twilight Zone….
#1 has a cock duct taped up under there or a good surgeon named Lorena Bobbit back in Bangkok.