I was right. They were all wrong.

Some of you know me as admin, but almost all of you know me better as Feelisha Peekinstein, Gender Issues Editor and legendary columnist at The Waldo Tribune … but now I must resign over our vaunted Anti-Bullying issue because our resident artist apparently lives in a world where bullies resemble mental patients.

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All I wanted to do was clear up misconceptions and I felt like Crocodile Dundee saying “Knawfe? No, mate, now this a KNAWFE!” when I presented the Tribune staff with evidence of real deal tit bullying.

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They couldn’t handle it – not even when my presentation came sourced, cited, and documented.

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Key:
1) minion
2) bully
3) homos
4) Wednesday’s child

I told them of the viciousness.

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I demonstrated how things are really out of control.

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But all their heads remain stuck in the sand, unwilling to see the truth – a truth I cautiously must share with you.

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Because that’s my job.

14 thoughts on “I was right. They were all wrong.

  1. This entire post reminds me of why I come here daily. Yes, there is a pun there. Damn, you do your job well.
    You da Man, Admin, you da Man.

  2. I’d take No-Titty over her bully in the first click-through.

    Is there a category for ass-bullies?

    1. Some years ago my esteemed colleague, Christopher Knight, wrote a groundbreaking treatise entitled Them Butt Munchers which explored and defined this scourge.

      Unfortunately a fire in the archival department at Havasu State University destroyed his brilliant manuscript.

      1. ‘Tis a pity. Too bad Mr. Knight didn’t steal his own work from the Havasu archives.

    2. Isn’t that Quinn Cummings, from “Family’ and “The Goodbye Girl”?

      Man, I gotta stop sucking’ dicks.

  3. Fuck dealing with the staff and some granola eating, sword swallowing resident artist! Your voice must be heard (and your pics must be seen), go to the top on this one. Where’s Waldo? It’s clear he approves of bullies….

  4. I so want to be young again…and rich….and good looking and let’s throw in single while we’re at it.

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