After you…
Some asshole sold Japan our secrets.
The "Iadies first" thing is a gimmick, a cheap chivalry designed by and for the lusty gentleman. The only surprise is it's lasted this long.
"Ladies first" off the elevator (check out the ass), "after you" up the subway stairs (check up the ass), ladies order first at dinner (or not at all -
"she will have the linguini and I will have her ass as a hat, woppo.")
Suppose those rumors about a pay table were true. Would "ladies first" still apply or would some guy with a mustache start a "ladies last" chant?
Pay tables, like ass-check charts, usually remain secret until some rat blows a whistle.
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If this theory is true who let Mr Beefcake go upstairs first?
It’s a science alright. Good to know engineers are putting their talents to good use. Now we just have to wait for X-Ray specs
Is there a required following distance? My rule has always been longer following distance behind wide loads, makes them look a little smaller.
j: Not me kid, I like to get right up on that ass…kinda like an excited puppy when someone comes to the door…
Mirrors on shoes works for me
I’m surprised the NY Times didn’t publish it, but then this wouldn’t really help terrorist.
Wouldn’t it be “radies first” in Japan?
Industrial espionage. I blame it on the “lecession”
Is there a nationality more fetishy than the Japanese? And not ashamed either. Being a paedophile is expected of you.
We need to get our hands on their “grabbing ass on a packed commuter train and getting away with it” manual.
You don’t need to steal the manual – just go to Japan. There is some crazy shit going on out there.
Hey, the Japs gave us the bukkake. We owe them one.
I particularly like the sleeping standing straight up without holding onto anything because there are so many of them little fuckers packed in so tightly you don’t have to worry about falling over…and couldn’t if you wanted to.
7th Heaven on Roppongi Dori is a must see. Very few (if any) Japanese dancers or clientele. Met a couple of dancers from the Jersey Shore and the only two black guys I saw in all of Japan were bouncers. First time I ever heard “it’s OK to touch me there” getting a lap dance.
The greatest bonus is when the hot ass you are tracking suddenly bends over for whatever reason.