ABR only

A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.

Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

you know why he's smiling

you know why he’s smiling

An adult breastfeeding relationship is insane. Not as insane as marrying a chick just because you liked a few months of sex, but insane nonetheless.

We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.

hitting it

hitting it

He’s grown up to be a big strong man.

17 thoughts on “ABR only

  1. Pretty sure we’re supposed to call them stunning and brave, let them use whatever bathroom they want, and raise our taxes to support them, and if you don’t like it you’re literally worse than Hitler. Oh, and Brett Favre is supposed to clap for them.

    1. gotta hand it to our liberal friends….it’s taken them 50 years, but they’ve destroyed the foundations of the USA and reversed JFK’s “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country” 180 degrees.

      no “job lock” for her…

      1. That vile twat’s slogan of “Fighting for Us”; if it wasn’t so absurd and outrageous it would be comical.

  2. just out of curiosity, how does the NY Post get this story? Is there like a Woodward and Bernstein duo knocking on doors of shitty apartments in Yonkers-

    ” NY Post here- anyone in there fucking a fleshlight? No? Uhm how about a golden shower, anyone in there getting a golden shower? No? Wait you say you’re breastfeeding a guy who looks like a big midget? Can you please open the door, we’d like to talk to you two”

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