His kindred spirit.
What snaps first, his spine on the waistband on that thong?
They’ll be sorry when they are 50 and can’t put their socks on anymore or walk up the stairs without pain
She’s obviously a good cook, and I’m guessing she must give the best slop-top in the world.
It’s the only explanation.
That black dude can almost pass for a white guy.
The things we do for love?
Ain’t doing that. Kill
Janet Reno partying at Wembley Stadium? Good for her… Bad for her assistant. And looks like a layer of skin coming off after those shoulders peel.
His chiropractor is suddenly in the market for a new Ferrari
That’s the kind of strength only a 12 pack can give. He probably thinks she is the best thing that ever happened to him too. Good for him. Thought for a second it was a strong chick w/side boob then I realized it was just an normal sized leg of a grown woman.
I like the look of the broad to the left, thinking to herself, “When his spine snaps, is that tub of shit going to fall towards me or away from me….and where can I run?”.
there’s no way she bought that thong in a store for humans
thinking a bag of white castles, and a bucket from the Colonel….greatest game of jenga ever
I think her sweat is like stickum. once she is on, hard to toss her off.
Now that’s a whale tail if i’ve ever seen one.
He must be strong and determined. I bid 5000 Quatloos.
hmnn. NorthSails is now making thongs.
look out Victoria’s Secret.
Them drawers on her double as a water balloon launcher
Beast Of Burden.
Seriously, how the fuck does this happen? And I don’t mean the lack of spotters/scaffolding/weightlifting belt.
“Honey, can I get up on your shoulders?” “Um, ok…”
“Hey babe, get up on me now!! And I’m gonna get up on you later, wink.”
He’s not compensating for the oscillating rolls of fat. He should practice with an oversized garbage bag filled with yogurt before he gets hurt.
Can we get some Tuesday Tit or Twat going? I don’t think I can wait much longer and I am not sure I can make it to Wednesday…
boner worthy, no doubt
I like tacos, yes I do.
I wonder if he’s trained it to put the lotion on the skin, yet
“I wonder what her ass tastes like” – Norfolk.
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