It’s said that upwards of 90% of US school desks double as a canvas for local cock n’ balls artists.
And so along comes Wanksy.
As a nurse, Marjorie Wiener has had no problem seeing patients’ penises. Seeing penises scrawled on the walls of her neighborhood is another matter.
Wiener and her neighbors have been seeing a lot of the latter.
What started as scribble of the word “penis” has spawned into large, explicit sketches of the organ on walls, next to shops, on utility boxes in Westville’s otherwise clean and business-friendly commercial district.
For the past five months, the “penis artist” has let loose his mindless “talent,” but watch out, Trachten vowed: An arrest and trial probably await.
Hope he’s drawing a veiny triumphant bastard.
THE SCREAMING SEAGULL