Women mean everything to the world.
That’s why we honor them with Boobzies, which are beer coozies with tits.
It works like this:
“Got Milf?”

“Motorboat” “I’m With the Twins”, etc…
Find the boobzie that works for you.

All winners – and you can get them on Amazon. They make great gifts.
There are good things in this world after all.


if one of these Koozies had a likeness of a 36DD, it would really quantifie the statement, “Ill have a Bud Heavy” please
Not for nuthin but I don’t think the tits in pic 1 are even attached yet. The big naturals on the last pic make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
And I’m gonna buy Coozies just to help support the Admin – and to tick off my wife a little. Win win.
Where are the cockcoozies? – That Guy
If beer really had tits like that, I’d stick it in the can.
Ummm, freakin love the whole Boobzie concept. But I gotta say you should mention the actual site Boobzie.com
Reason…..
All the girls are on the site but I don’t think all are on Amazon??
@SoCalMenance – that’s funny!
j actually forwarded Boobzie along.
I saw no women the Boobzie site, just interviews on their favorite colors, etc. The site does mention Brobible and Guyism, which means those sites are being paid to promote Boobzie.
TDT will promote sales of Boobzie via Amazon.com in order to lock in the salesgirl commission. Any and all of the product’s corresponding clam will be substituted along TDT’s established standards.
Ass, gas, or grass – nobody rides for free.
When I referred to “girls” I was actually speaking of the Boobzies – not actual girls. Ya know Mrs Robinson, Becky, Tiffany, Jane and all the others– the Boobzie girls. (That’s what they call them.)
I only mentioned the Boobzie site because they have the whole selection on there. When I ordered mine last month I looked at Amazon but they didn’t have the one I was looking for – Jane. But I went to the Boobzie site, all of them are are sale. Clearly, it’s their product. Makes sense.
As for the other stuff, I have to be honest…I have no idea what you’re trying to say? Maybe that’s just me. SAlesgirl commission??
Anyhow, just thought I would mention it in case someone else found it helpful.
I hope you find this helpful …
Holly = gum salesman in Clerks.
Which one of the Boobzies are you?
It won’t fit in my car cupholder-That Guy
love the boobs. I want to put each of those girls in the back of my van and go for a ride.