Howdy neighbor

I get this Uncle Jesse chap, I really do.

I understand because I have hard-core Yemeni neighbors.

In the past I’ve had some highly ornery American-born neighbors, too.

Know what? I always managed to get along, usually through the exchange of small favors and beer bribes.

But I can’t do any of that with my Arabian neighbors. I already stopped trying to say hello to him.

From Day 1 he’s glared at me like I want to remove the burqa off his wife and rape her.

He’s got it all wrong. I just want to remove her burqa and make him wear it, so she can then get to sucking my dick.

Good job, Uncle Jesse for ignoring this “I’m Arabian” bullshit. Your neighbor provoked you then tried to set you up and go down as a “racist”.

11 Responses to “Howdy neighbor”

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    I hope Part II has something to do with a surplus flame-thrower.

  2. HF Trollbot says:

    Wonder what the Zestimate is for a property sandwiched between a rental house full of Arab “students” and a siding for rusty train cars.

    • Gerard Depardieu says:

      Too funny, I was trying to figure out if that was a rail car or not. If that guy is 50, then something is leaking from the car.

  3. travis the chimp says:

    Eugene is kind to children on Christmas and doubles as Santa at the trailer park giving out free meth to all the good girls and boys.

  4. The Donger says:

    Those degenerate Arabians obvioulsy got none of that oil money. Coming over to the great U.S of A and fucking with Uncle Jesse pisses me off more than getting toilet paper stuck in my ass and having to go on a search and rescue for it with my next wipe. Just ain’t right. And I love how ok the Uncle Jesse people are all cool with having no teeth. Doesn’t matter which generation. They all say fuck oral hygeine and the dentist, I’ll just lose all my teeth. Fuck it.

  5. E. Norm Stitz says:

    Vegas has the over/under on Budweiser Cans devoured by uncle Jesse at 37.5 (-120) at the time of the video… His half cousin-wife at 29.75 (+110) …

  6. j says:

    Pulp fiction keeps coming into real life over and over again. I don’t know where the movie begins or ends.

  7. McNegus says:

    Good thing they’re not jewish

  8. Balcs says:

    I knew macho man wasn’t dead. He’s aged a bit, but is every bit as animated as I remembered him.

  9. Estshoots&leaves says:

    Is that Jesco White?

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