Would you 69 the 49 year old?
Yes, yes I would.
THE DINGER
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I detect class. Not only would I bang her like a screen door during a hurricane, but I’d follow her around like a puppy dog for a few weeks, escort her to functions and such. I’m in the market for a woman like this.
Couldn’t agree more. Every hole filled…repeatedly.
49, fake cans, cultured pearl necklace, tacky decor and no wedding ring at all…..gotta be a tranny. Pass
Fake cans? Not so sure about that…
At first glance I thought you wrote cake fan. Must have hunger induced dyslexia.
Ahhh. A Latin cougar. A Lugar. Market order, pay full boat for her shennanigans and ass play…
not too mention the new pearl necklace I would give her
tranny for sure
Guess the heat from the candles aint enough for his broad as she is mightily nipply! Turkeys ready! Would
She was 49 back when Bush was in office….and yes
Which Bush?
Look at those hands, she’s 55, but she would be enthusiastic and freaky, definitely would/wood
Let me start start with answering the question posed – an enthusiatic yes. That being said, what is written in frosting on the cake? Cumplease?
Stupid question for 56 year-old Retardo. I love young stuff! Her unseen ass would be a fine facemask.
youngstuff! tremendous RR. Still bringin ur A game
Poor Mrs. Retardo! Hahahaha yeah, baby…
would in a heartbeat. love young stuff too.
I love young stuff too, but young stuff to SoCal is 33 and below!
The craftsmanship on that stained glass window is fabulous! -That guy
I am more interested in the “craftmanship’ on her face and cans. I guessing early 60s with significant plastic surgery. Not that there’s anything wrong with that—which makes me a yes.
I don’t see the tranny thing but I do agree the “49″ thing is similar to when girls throw parties for a 37 yr old and put 29 on the cake. I’m guessing this Coug has soaked at least one ex husband. She’s single and will probably have minimum 4 martinis tonight. Some young(er) guy comes along and he will have his way with her for hours- anal, scratches on the back, etc
Age is just a number. Those titties 4 real.
69? I would shove my whole head in her ass then have her piss on me after that.
that’s a little aggressive … if you do that all out of the gate….what is on for the second date?
Atta boy, Donger. You read the Retardo Manual. That’s on page 37.
All in, balls deep. Older women love the lovin’ and they love it a lot.
motor boat, titty fuck, glue her eye shut. then peace the fuck out
I would eat her like a snow cone.
Too late boys…If you closely on the right, you can see me in my jeans and blue rodeo shirt unbuckling…she has that look of resignation/irritation on her face: “Otis and his tic-tac again…why does he still think I enjoy the 30psi face paint?”
Yes, I would bang her so hard she would knit me a pair of winter gloves for my b-day.
Second date? Right
More miles on that clam than an ’87 Peterbilt, but with the pearl necklace and see thru top I would guess she’s trolling for some birthday bukake. Cum-pleanos indeed.
Hell yeah – would bang her & drive her to the Dr’s office in the morning.
Marry her.