Wood awarded

USAAmericans triumph through the moistness…

MATTEL - Toe-Time Barbie hauls in Mattel’s first ever medal.

MYSTERY COUNTRYthese two won a wood medal for their homeland … but what’s their homeland?

So to date the Wood Medaling standings are as follows…

Aus – 1
Greece – 1
USA – 1
Mattel – 1
Mystery country – 1
Rest of world – 0

Very exciting.

12 Responses to “Wood awarded”

  1. Unhedged says:

    Netherlands 1, lest we forget
    People’s Choice, Toe-Time Barbie awarded adjunct “non-sporting” titanium medal

  2. Buster Jigs says:

    Are we sure Toe-Time Barbie isn’t a tranny? There is something about that face…

    • Ricky Retardo says:

      Something about that face? There’d be something about MY face shoved into her clam, right, Mrs. Retardo? (She said “Whatever, Honey…”)

  3. The Donger says:

    Take the time to appreciate just how beautiful that bottom pic is. Leroy Neimann died a year too soon.

  4. Dago says:

    Did you get #2′s pic from her Craigslist ad? Surprised it was taken in an actual residence and not in the locker room of a titty bar.

  5. Houser says:

    Oh to be the ref for 3′s match.

  6. SoCalMenace says:

    #2 is Sophie Turner. She has had a bit of work done, but has an all time ass and is an absolute dick-wrecker. I would be in this everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. Anyone who says they wouldnt has the “ghey.” Especially since some of you dirt balls said you would give it to “49″

  7. j says:

    Number 2 didn’t build that.

  8. smackadildo says:

    Smackadildo takes all these comments under advisement but rather than run down…I think I’d rather walk down and…well you degenerates know the rest.

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