News at 1

24 Responses to “News at 1”

  1. buck naked says:

    Great post….laughin my arse off here

  2. Small Town Girl says:

    You Tube the grape smushing lady for full video… side splitting funny. Other people getting hurt is awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_1YgYdGzXA

    That’s what happens why you try and cheat, bitch. The lack of remorse from her co-reporter is priceless.

  3. SoCalMenace says:

    That is a brilliant montage of News people getting owned. In regards to the “Grape Stomper” vid that STG posted (which is classic), my boy Stewie Griffin made one of his own.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng2NNCBJtL4&feature=related

  4. Wannabe American says:

    STG – agreed…watching other people get hurt is similar to having a mind-blowing orgasm in public. It’s something you don’t readily admit enjoying, but everyone loves it!

    A wise man once said: “People are like slinkies, basically useless, and yet it’s so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs”

  5. Houser says:

    Wannabe – I don’t think that many men are interested at all in having mind-blowing orgasms in public.

    Private is a very different matter.

  6. Small Town Girl says:

    Wannabe: Well said… I had a piercing “somewhere” for about three days and finally had to get rid of it for that very reason. The sensation it created while walking up steps was phenomenal but downright umcomfortable for everyone else.

  7. Bob the Horse says:

    Why did that woman get so angry over a custard pie? Bet she’s taken worse than that in the face.

  8. Gerard Depardieu says:

    I never realized how similar a black guy banging a virgin sounds so similar to a reporter falling while grape stomping.

  9. bringbackthebull says:

    STG it didn’t bother me…..I was going to move to the 10th floor in a non elevator building and have you over…

  10. The Donger says:

    I like when the reporter gets pummeled by the camel. And just more proof women should stick to dick sucking and stay away from all vehicles.

  11. Mike D says:

    The “grape lady” vid is probably my all-time favorite clip. I’ve seen it at least 100 times and it never gets old. Love the two reporters that they cut to after she takes the dive. I’ll never know how they kept a straight face.

  12. Blubbers says:

    “ya put that on the news”

  13. zero says:

    grape crusher is an alltime fav. you knows she’s thinking this is so below her and this is what i went to journalism school for blah blah blah and she goes down and gets the wind knocked out of her and squeels like a pig on TV and know millions of times on youtube. i could watch it all day. the female anchorwoman “ooh, ouch ooww” is precious. the guy wants to laugh.

  14. Dick Beninya says:

    who’s the wrestler in the first segment?

  15. Dennis Neal eats c*ck says:

    Another job well done Admin. I could watch this all day. I hate reporters.

  16. Richard Cranium says:

    Nothing makes me happier than seeing a reporter (Especially Gerry Rivers a.k.a. Geraldo Rivera) get the crap beaten out of them.

    The guy getting clobbered with the hand bag was totally awesome too.

  17. zero says:

    i think the reporter was actually John Stoessel. Equally annoying. i could be wrong.

  18. Sweetness says:

    Moral of the story, boys and girls is: If you try to cheat to win the grape stomping contest, you and your cankles will fall down and moan like a water buffalo for all the world to see.

    On a completely unrelated note, the world is fucking nuts. Swat team with snipers out in response to a domestic situation a few miles from my house. Can’t we all get along?

  19. M.T. Balsac says:

    Pro wrestling is fake? Tell me Barney Frank still takes it in the ass so I know all is still right with the world…

  20. Richard Cranium says:

    Yup MT –
    Barney still likes the Frank…

  21. Alan in Austin says:

    The wrestler was “Dr. D” David Schultz.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Schultz_(professional_wrestler)

  22. Elaine Benes says:

    Uh-oh, that’s gonna leave a mark.

    Some of that is pretty funny, but the lady reporter at .26 and a couple of other guys…. that looks pretty harsh. Maybe it’s my hormones, but I’m not digging it.

  23. MainStMonkey says:

    That made my day! One word suffices…AWESOME! Although, I’m pretty sure that the lady sitting on the end of the truck when Evil Keneevil (or however you spell it) shoots out the door is a gonner…What a way to go!

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