Behold “Love Making Jesus” made by Christian Love Dolls, currently Philadelphia’s #1 private sector employer.
Sorry to share this with everyone but I was asking myself why the fuck I have to see this and not anyone else…
I mean, does this sacrilegious garbage really have to be my cross to bear alone?
Greek action or no, I can’t play God with this.
So many things wrong with thie but everyone of them is fucking hilarious, no worries I have a tee time and a steak dinner booked in hell already, anyone want to share a cab there?
Good stuff Admin. How do u get a Priest to sleep with a Nun? Dress her up like an alter boy
Thats one of the more fucked up things I have seen today.
You God Damned Jews and your sexual obsession with our Savior.
If this doll charged by the hour would it be a ” Profit-stitute? “
Bella Vista neighborhood. Still has Italian immigrant roots — and if there was a street address on this ad, I’m sure some neighborhood paisanos would burn the place out — but there’s an influx of douchebag/hipsters in that area too and I guess they’re smart enough to use a P.O. box. Can’t say I’m surprised. Only 2% of me is amused. Maybe less. The rest of me wants to stake out the P.O. Box.
Oh cum all ye faithful
Admin, from that headline I thought we were getting the pic of “the guy” at the bar last night with a copy of his apology note.
We are clearly nearing the end of days. Repent. And don’t stick anything into the stigmata, especially fuk butter.
Wow. I’m going to hell just for reading this ad.
That’s what betting on Villanova felt like.
Behind and from the side bend over in the mouth. No please no thank you no reach around. It will take a long time before I recover from that disaster.
I am not usually such a prude, but this totally crosses the line. I mean the “suck your own D” and “check out my a**hole” poses are just gross.
If any of ya’ll are interested, I’ll go halves on a deluxe model, only I call first dibs on ‘plunging the esophagus’.
And it’s not gay if you manage to avoid the enlarged male clitoris fyi.
WOW , simply WOW, too bad it wasnt a mohammad doll though because then when philly gets wrecked we couldve been rid of the phillies and eagles
I agree with STG. But everyone’s comments are funny.
Before you get to hell, I will have warmed up the sauna for you.
Joker – As a VEMan (vaginally enhanced male) I am particularly sensitive to your ignorant attitude towards the male clitoris. When I can’t find a woman’s clit, it’s comforting to know I can at least find my own.
Maybe it’s time for a new post to knock this abortion down the page a bit?
I am feeling ill thinking about the sweethearts from Achilles who might be look at this site today.
I’d rather watch Saddam bang the gay devil than look at this.
I can’t stop thinking about how it stays inflated with holes in the feet and hands.
I remember as a kid Father Nelson used to talk endlessly about this inflateable companion of his!
Eskimo: Oh my go… (gaping mouth). I did not even see the holes in the hands and feet. I really want to be pissed but I just giggled.
Rocket ship to hell…
Where’s the Mary Magdalene doll?
I am so buying this for my sister’s bachlorette party! And yes, stoppedout I wil share that cab with you.
Jesus was a Jew, so Barney Frank has finally met his soulmate!!!
Yippee!!! Just in time for Easter!!!
admin, really, what were you thinking? You should have sand-bagged this for Friday!
[Well, let's hope I get no more red hot offensive content that I have no choice but dump on others.]
What a bargain. One might expect to to $9.95 for the extra tight vibrating sphincter alone.
Eskimo – I just literally burst out laughing!!! Hysterical!! (ive said it before, and I’ll say it again…i’m on the one-way express, non-stop to hell already!)
Eskimo, that’s why Jesus can’t eat M&Ms
Only six holes? With the stigmata, I’m getting more than that. Didn’t they tack his feet in, too. What about when the Roman poked him in the ribs with his spear?
Hey! You know Jesus was the only prophet who couldn’t eat M&Ms.
whoops. I guess, that’s an old one.
There will be a special place in hell for the creators and purchasers of this debauchery…
Ed. Maybe your team would win something if you’d be rid of the Eagles or Phillies. Then again, maybe they’d still be losers with a huge payroll.
I think this could be a red card.
Seeing this it’s hard to believe newspapers are struggling with ad revenue. I wonder if they will accept my ad for a hitman next to this one?
Thank you, Dirty Chewbacca…
What’s next? A nun gangbang?
anyone who buys that should be shot immediately
As a heathen heretic atheist, I find this absolutely freakin’ hilarious. Sure, Stoppedout, I’m in. Move over, JAG, I’m on my way and bringing a bottle of Crown Reserve. We’ll have a good time on our trip to hell.
When you see something like this, you can’t be offended. You just gotta say “screw it”….
hey boom boom slow your roll. 1 title in 25 yrs is not impressive
So…. do you screw the bejeezus out of it??