10 thoughts on “Fitness beat: Workout

  1. I will neither confirm nor deny those widespread rumors about how this young lady and I share a bed and that sweaty bouts of lovemaking break out when she planks on my face.

    And I will not stop you from drawing your own conclusions.

    Wait … I think that’s her. Can’t tell without my glasses.

    Can someone tell me if this lass teases the eye with the beginning of a gunt, a downy hint of a stache, and a constellation of moles on her back?

    If so then that’s the big ol’ meaty broad I’ve been fucking.

  2. I took Crossfit classes for like a week. My instructor had an amazing snatch. I kept asking for clean and jerk pointers. They told me I was using the right vocabulary, just in the wrong way.

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