A fond look back …
DID IT, John, DID IT.
Now that our cockles are warmed let’s review the celebrity list that promised to leave the US if Trump was elected President:
• Amy Schumer … Did you know President Trump has already penned his first executive order?
Sincere apologies to Canada.
• Lena Dunham … Subject to O’Donnell Act.
• Barbra Streisand … GTFO.
• Bryan Cranston … Great work. Now GTFO.
• Miley Cyrus … Show us your tits. Now GTFO.
• Jon Stewart … LOL. GTFO.
• Chelsea Handler … Don’t worry, no one will notice what you do.
• Samuel L. Jackson … GTFO motherfucker. Do you speak it?
• Whoopi Goldberg … LOL. GTFO.
• George Lopez … Go. You may re-enter and apply for job at Trump. Le-gal-ly.
• Ne-Yo … Who are you?
• Raven-Symoné … The one celeb I will truly miss. Now GTFO.
Now, as you might imagine some of these softies might drag their feet a little in making good on their pledge. Fortunately, we have elected the right guy to deal with such emergencies….