Secret lover
This is my longtime, online penpal. "She" finally sent me some pics.
Not bad, right? Turns out "she" was hiding something from me.
Click below to get to the meat of the matter and see "her" second batch of sent pics...
WHO'S BEEN FEEDING THIS GILA MONSTER?
From a 10 to a size tent.
At least the phone sex is still muy caliente.
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Good Gawd. I have nothing to add to this except run.
On second thought, what the fu[k is that? Dinner Roll Arms for sure.
Better roll her in flour Admin…..
Santa’s daughter, admin? You hit the fatpot!
Where the fuck do you find a onesy that big?!? On second thought, don’t answer – some things are better left unknown
I like how the green and red get-up makes you work for it – you are probably so hot from seeing her, you just want to tear her clothess off.
But not so fast. No….no….you’ll first have to unbutton the front if you want to get to the “jelly roll”….
All these pics are missing are stink lines…
I cant imagine what the “Under Carriage” must smell like… I am guessing hot garbage…
CPA, that is not a “onesy” that is a twosy….holy crap. I would still let her blow me, I just wouldnt look down.
Looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum.
With some hard work, I see potential…
admin – how about a TDT charity running event with all proceeds going to her Jenny Craig fees?
John’s a Buyer
Her bellybutton is the size of a milk saucer!
Iceberg: 3/4 of the mass below the waterline. Often talked to while sitting on a bar stool. Typically accompanied by the SOFA; Sweater-Over-Fat-Ass.
The camera adds…..uh……how many pounds again?
Even odds she’s some hot chick’s “cute, funny” friend.
Marissa Miller …SOOOO Hot … Want to touch the heinie!!!
We need to get that bitch an ipod shuffle
yeah……
[no lesmatchingDOTcom shots, thanks.]
Harry’s brining out some heat today. I love Marissa Miller like most, but the pic below is my favorite…..filthy minx.
You’d have to be hung like an elephant to penetrate that whale.
She looks like a seal.
I’d give her a donut for some head.
Slow afternoon, I’m on a tear, it wont stop there. I think we should have Marisa Miller week
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/HappyHearRD041700.jpg
You know that is her husband
I should hope we’ve all learned by now lesbians are never that hot. But if two smokin’ hot women wanna play it up for the cameras, well, I see no harm in that.
Harry,
My flabber is gasted.
She’s in good shape……as long as you like round and blubbery.
Do you think she’s prego or just a fat blote pig?
wow. how do you put all your fat on your gut and not on your face
She’s a threesome all by herself!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/content/images/2005/08/08/jo_070805_09_420x300.jpg
Ah, the rare Santa’s Helper Elf-Whale had finally spotted and documented. Ironic, no?, that after all these years of searching she’s slipped up and sent proof of her nasty self to the online community. Sure, most of us have heard the stories. They used to scare the crap out of me as a child around the campfire. But I always thought they were just stories….until now. After some thought, I’ve decided it is better to know and to see than to be unsure, however ugly the proof may be.
Words of advice: should you see this hell demon in the real world (she feeds at bakerys and dumpsters at night), stay clear. Respect the fatty. She’s quicker than she looks and has been counting on the magic of beer googles to have sex for many centuries. Do not get too close to that one fellas. Just take a mental snapshot of the Nasty, then back away sloooowly, and when you’re about, oh, 15 feet or so distant from the Evil Christmas Stripes, turn and run like a man on fire. They’ll be plenty of time later to make notations in your whale watching notebooks. Whatever you do, do not feed it. It will offer itself to you in ways that may make a man curious, but sail on. Other fish to fry, gents. There are other fish to fry…
I hope there is a trap door in that full body christmas number. I’d totally fuck her, only if she left that outfit on the whole time.
Woof!
I would
What’s the terminology for the opposite of a butterface?
Admin – I thought Large told you to stay away from his sister?
please please post pic of millers butt.
Its like the Grinch Ate Christmas! Slowly she turns … Well anything faster would snap her spine!
Jesus Christ.
Hey, man, that’s false advertising.
…you’re not a chick!
Shit. She ate Depardieu!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, A Gunting I will go….
That’s more cushion for the pushin’… shade in the summer and warmth in the winter… all kinds of nasty stuff. Of course, she’ll eat you out of house and home.
But she has such a pretty face and a good personality…
Its chicks like this that give great head. There is a place for them in this world, besides nofan’s van.
Oh, and she is long eBay now that CL shut down erotic services.
I believe her vibrator is a called the “bunker buster”.
Santa Clause ate a hot girl.
I’d hit it
We ought to find out who she is and send her the link to this thread
-1 for the onesie, +1 for stealing it from santa
I dont know what the inverse of butterface is, but i think butterball would be fitting. Doubt you could find a soul willing to eat that on thanksgiving.