“He’s not gonna pork her, Russ…”
and while we are at it, who the fuck still wears jean shorts? christ.
My crispy fresh jorts would last longer if I added some mud flaps to my ride. But where would I find mud flaps on a beautiful Sunday like this?
Jenkem. Works every time.
Love is in the air.
Chick looks like she is passed out.
Is that Ricky Retardo with her?
Took delivery of this bad boy last month. Now I can neutralize large areas and take my pick:
Big lips for a white chick.
That’s some kinda fucking ham sandwich!
Driving back home on the Palisades parkway towards Bear Mountain circa 1986 was a 14 year old Travis with the folks. Of course since it is the weekend and it is a hot day, their is traffic for miles leading up to Bear Mountain where all of the Puerto Rocks come to cool off. A few families (about 1000 people) pulled off and started their own barbeque right on the side of the road. Traffic at a standstill, they are starting to dance a big fiesta about to take place and then Holy Shit! two of them are making the beast with 2 backs right off to the side near the trees, a real life National Geographic right in front of my eyes! Fucking Animales.
Bear Mtn Public Pool had to be cleaned of the oil slick every Monday and sprayed for Mosquitoes.
Few families. 1000 people cracked me up
For those not familiar,Travis is describing a season long phenomenon along the Palisades Parkway called a SPICNIC.
“Hanging” Bacon Drapes
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