Short bus sperm bandits strike again

This happened to me repeatedly in my youth, except there was no drugs or sex or kidnapping. Just rides on a short bus every day to a place where they would yell at me for eating Play-Doh.

A teacher was kidnapped, drugged and gang-raped by four female ‘sperm bandits.’


They left him naked with bruised genitals next to a bush after giving him a lift in a mini-bus.

Come to think of it, I think some chicks used to kick me in the nads too.

17 thoughts on “Short bus sperm bandits strike again

  1. I remember when the little missus wanted to have kids…. I was attacked and used for my body. It was great….

    Those days are long gone, though. I wish I could generate cash like I used to generate and give sperm.

  2. No Wednesday culo, but a story about 4 Bindaboos jacking some jack-offs jacks? What the hell is happening to this world?

  3. TDT posts slowed to a trickle with admin otherwise occupied, David Burge off twitter, I turn 50 this year. Is it worth going on?

    1. The only thing that can truly set things right would be Jack M. starting his own blog… better, if he was announced as Sean Spicer’s replacement.

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