Carpet status unconfirmed
Nice effort. Her shades match her fly-swatter top and if she had a carpet it would match her drapes.
Thing is I have no idea about her carpet. Normally my manservant would dig up this information for you, but he never returned from his last assignment.
He sent a final photo transmission along with these simple words - "Happy here. Fuck you, not coming back".
I miss the little fella.
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Pic 1 caption: “That was the last time Patrick allowed his wife to drink at a company function”
that chick in pic #1 has to arch her back that much to get that canyon between her bombs all tanned up. those things cast huge shadows when “at rest.”
as for photo #2, I think your little filipino manservant upgraded Admin. I would have given you the finger too.
I like the part where I am alot bigger than I was one minute ago. oops, back to normal.
I’d bet Wannabe’s double-dong that those are waxed hardwoods and retail cans. Won’t ask if you Admin if your manservant is hairless as well. None of my business…
Julio is using his sister’s ass as a pillow – have to improvise when you have 15 illegals living in a 300sq ft apartment.
I bet he had to choloroform this bitch to get this picture
I told Won Dom Phuck to stay off my Happy Place. That was his last warning. No more fish heads for him.
Pic 1 keepin gilette in business. Hallelujah!
Fucking Viet Cong.
Charlie don’t surf.
But I would.
Off topic, but one Large would love…wench on the train home last night whips out her nail clipper and starts to go to town…guy next to her looks up at same time as I do, but I can see right away he aint got the balls to say anything…So anyhoooo I ripped this chick so bad I think she shat her pants..literally quakin in her pants. Best commute I’ve had in a while.
If Tatoo left admin to get those surgical bombs on a regular basis, you can’t blame him. Send him cash to support his habit.
Buck. Was she hot? That matters.
Donger, not even close. Lets just say u could blindfold her with dental floss
Buck layoff Co Bao.
Buck, I bet she had crab breath to go with her nail-clipping bad manners.
Nothing tops the bag-woman (she looked like Al Sharpton in a dress) that pulled out a used tampon on the IRT 125th St platform and plopped it down onto the subway tracks. Good ol’ Harlem…
You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LL9gitO44M
Am I crazy or is this one of the great commercials?
Just had a company meeting to discuss sales figures and it morphed into the old “if you could deport the entire population of one ethnic group from the united states, which one would it be?” conversation. any thoughts?
Calling all handymen… do you prefer hardwood floors, shag, or a neatly manicured landing strip?
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
Cheers!
Donger, you’re crazy…but this is a pretty good one because hits home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKv8_iZRmYk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
5 minutes before he slipped her a roofie!!!
Thats what happens when a puerto rican from washington heights drinks some GHB with the gran torino she meets at a party in the meatpacking district. She ends up passed out in the basement of his parents house off queens BLVD in Flushing.
Many questions to follow:
Retardo – When you say pulled out a used tampon…what exactly do you mean????? Pulled out where?? I really want to think that this is some sorority thing where she had it neatly wrapped in her purse, and threw it out on a dare…but something tells me that wasn’t the case?
To all you guys – What color should the carpet be? Any preferences…blonde/red/dark???
neatly manicured. old school.
bald
a nice thin landing strip right at the slit….
Wannabe, think of the most vile picture your mind can paint. I was standing there waiting for the uptown #6 local and she just reached under and *yoink* out it came, and she tossed it onto the tracks. She was definitely a sister, but most sororities don’t have 45 yr old crazy street people as members. I wanted to go home and scrub my brain with Brillo. This was some 18-20 years ago and the image won’t go away. Maybe I’ll get Alzheimer’s in another 20 and it will go away.
Carpets should be clean, manicured and matching. I prefer the ‘Hitler’, myself…
Q. Whats the hardest part about going down on a bald pussy?
A. Getting the diaper put back on.
ITS A JOKE PEOPLE. A sick one, but a joke none-the-less
Yeah SoCal, most 95 year old women are pretty bald down there.
The only carpet on the top pic is the carpet fibers embedded in her knees…betting she spends a lot of time on them!
HAHA, classic Ricky, touche’
SoCal you didn’t just slide the diaper over before banging her?
As Sully would say about pic #1: “prepare for impact.”
Best comment thread in a long time. I can’t stop laughing/crying here. Possible shart occured at 2:27- will have to wait a few to check though as I am calling everyone I know to read this.
I thought the hardest part about going down on bald pussy, was that embarrassing moment when you had to sign her back in at the day care office?
OK, I may just be a little paranoid
I bet if the gook in the bottom pic leaves his head there long enough his victim might let one out, in which case the gook would have no idea becasue his bedroom smells like shit anyway.
Her Gerard, go watch Battle of Algiers again.
Buck, I have a story of a similar situation, only it backfired. Was taking the New Haven Line into GCT. Fat monstrosity gets on with her mom a soda and a fake tan. All I wanted was peaceful train ride. Instead I got an earful of this fat cows life the whole trip. Just as she was about to get off I got the perfect cell phone shot. I was hoping to post a serious chewing out thread here w/her picture attached. As I get off the train, an MTA conductor comes right up to me and asks me if I took a picture of said whale. Knowing the coverup is always worse than the crime I replied yes and told him why. He then started tearing into me because I took a pic using a camera phone and had the intention of posting it on “some blog” Apparently while riding a train it is reccomended that you first tell a conductor before taking matters into your own hands. I knew this was bullshit but just let the conductor have my cell phone to prevent any further scene.
Moral of the story? If somebody has bad train etiquette, best to just trash them in public about it. If you are going to take a pic w/ your cell phone, at least have the decency to turn off the flash noise, or you will give big mama the creeps and everybody on the train will think you are a perv who is into fat tan chicks.
I think your manservant is gay and that pic was taken under extreme duress.
The drunken slut in the first pic probably has crabs…..little sand crabs….everywhere!
Guys, I’m sure everybody already knows this, but here it is: if they’re huge, she’s on her back, and they’re standing up all by themselves, they’re aftermarket cans.