So there’s a tropical alternative to Coachella called the Fyre Festival going on right now in the Bahamas and it’s a big fucking disaster.
Long story short thousands of self-indulgent people longing to taste the decadent world of celebrity and luxury bought their way into a third-world hellhole. THERE WILL BE NO CONCERTS FOLKS.
One woman, who paid $10,000 for a VIP ticket, reportedly left her belongings in a half-erected tent, only to have them stolen minutes later. “One guy got punched out by security and they took his wallet,”
I never heard of this sales team, Ja Rule and Billy McFarland, but I think I can figure out which one is which.
Ja and Bill decided to hire models to promote Fyre … yup, Ratajkowski (heard of her) was on board.
Multiple reports of concert “security” mugging guests. Things are not better in the Bahamas, that was just a t-shirt.
And then there’s this:
Fyre Fest doesn't have beer. They "ordered it late" but they assured us it will be here tomorrow. #fyrefestival
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Ahhhh, Billy Finley the Fourth. Life without beer … doesn’t get any rougher than that.
I love it.