Seems like there's always a dominant beauty who outshines the rest in garnering male attention. Farrah was THE ONE for a few years in the 70s before Cheryl Ladd knocked her from the perch. Kathy Ireland was there a few years later and Marisa Miller may just have been displaced by one Kelly Brook. You get the picture.
I was thinking we can hash out a timeline of the beauties on top and fill it in nicely with pictures. We can do this in honor of Farrah.
Farewell Farrah
You were hot in the 70s, later you got weird, and then you died. Thankfully you were never a role model for anything.
May God keep you in the palm of his hand for an eternal report. Hope you brought a shower cap.
Seems like there's always a dominant beauty who outshines the rest in garnering male attention. Farrah was THE ONE for a few years in the 70s before Cheryl Ladd knocked her from the perch. Kathy Ireland was there a few years later and Marisa Miller may just have been displaced by one Kelly Brook. You get the picture.
I was thinking we can hash out a timeline of the beauties on top and fill it in nicely with pictures. We can do this in honor of Farrah.
Seems like there's always a dominant beauty who outshines the rest in garnering male attention. Farrah was THE ONE for a few years in the 70s before Cheryl Ladd knocked her from the perch. Kathy Ireland was there a few years later and Marisa Miller may just have been displaced by one Kelly Brook. You get the picture.
I was thinking we can hash out a timeline of the beauties on top and fill it in nicely with pictures. We can do this in honor of Farrah.
Farrah, and that poster over my bed, took my first reports!
I hope that it is warmer where she is now than the studio where she took that famous picture.
And Paris Hilton still lives…
No footnote to her life is complete without the story of her going to a party and taking a shit on the front lawn.
The boys from Animal House have nothing on FF.
Loved that poster. Still would be a buyer of Ladd and Jaclyn Smith today.
http://www.fabulousafter40.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/jaclyn-smith.jpg
http://www.askmen.com/celebs/women/actress_300/315_cheryl_ladd.html
bigger buyer of ladd though-she plays golf.
“You were the hot in the 70s, later you got weird, and then you died. Thankfully you were never a role model for anything.
May God keep you in the palm of his hand for an eternal report. Hope you brought a shower cap”
Holy Shit. That stoops to new lows
I agree with Shorn. What a douchy thing to say.
Wonder how much blow Ryan O’Neal did when he got the news. Will take the “over” on him being in LA County lock-down by month-end.
I like the part where Admin delivers a beautuful eulogy and gets kicked around for it. You go Admin.
[Thank you. We should all type in black for the rest of the day.]
Rectal cancer. what a way to go.
poor Farrah, RIP.
Kly –
Shorn = Harry Balsagna. He’s a little touchy right now, but maybe not as touchy as Ryan O’Neal is. Farrah kicked it before he could marry her for some primetime PR.
And when I thank a celebrity for never being a contrived ‘role model’ I mean it.
megan fox is def current champ
A shame she had to go without ever knowing how involved she was in my “development.”
O’Neal was like any shameless druggie, he wanted the estate. Now he has to lawyer up to get it. Won’t be able to afford blow for awhile.
See, known? Thank you! Great point.
Terrific nipples
I’m with Donger, nice work on the eulogy Admin. Dirt nap for Farrah. U want sentimental Kly, read a fortune cookie
Rectum? Darn near killed him.
I shook my fist at that poster many times! Whitest teeth I ever came across.
Demi Moore took over for awhile, but not sure how she ever made it in hollywood with this overgrown forest in her pants. Puts Madonna to shame. NSFW:
http://www.islandcrisis.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/demi-bush.jpg
here’s my pick : Farrah (RIP), Bo Derek, Michelle Phifer (remember her), Kathy Ireland, Linda E., Cindy Crawford, Giselle and now megan fox
[Oh, excellent names to incorporate. Good.]
The first nut I ever ripped off was to Linda Carter (as Wonder Woman). Farrah got sloppy seconds.
Megan Fox is ridiculously hot.
That is all.
Lee Majors was hitting that back in its prime.
Lop off that ‘foxy’ head of feathered highlights and there isn’t much left; excepting the 14 year old-esque THO’s of course…
Funny how things change as you get older when you realize that the ultra skinny bitches aren’t enjoyable for throwing the meat to…
Q: If Farah ended up with anal cancer, what’s Lee gonna get?
BTW, Jerky, is that Manny Ramirez posing with Demi? WTF?
Jerky…I bet that pool rack full hair (I’m thinking merkin) is a bowling alley now (and probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway).
pamela anderson needs to be involved in early-mid 90s consideration.
If I’m Lee Majors, I make the “na, na, na, na, na, na [fading out]…” sound every time I pounded her ass…
Who knows, maybe that bionic cock is what screwed her ass up in the first place?
Cheryl Tiegs back in the day, also the SI swimsuit models could comfortably take the title during any lull, but Elle McPherson deserves a reportable mention.
Locklear during Dynasty/T.J. Hooker era deserves a nod. Back before she started trading cock with Sheen’s crazy ex-wife.
Slightly off topic here, but Farrah and soiled tube socks will forever be linked together in my memories. Am I alone here?
Does Jenna Jamison belong in the conversation?
Meat, U R not alone on the crusty tube socks. Also bet E.B. and Wannabe have both broken off a few cucumbers to Farah.
Damn, Demi looks like she has George Clinton in a scissor-hold.
Dating myself again, but first spanks went to Racquel Welch. I’d still throw her a high fastball.
And Admin, I am still laughing at the eternal report /shower cap line. That is perfecto-demento
This is a rough draft, something to correct and build on…
Fawcett (1976-1979)
Tiegs (1980-1981)
Locklear (1982-1983)
Ireland (1984-1987)
Downtown Julie Brown (1988-2003)
Marisa Miller (2004-2008)
Megan Fox (present)
See if you can guess when my drug use was heaviest. Does Marisa Miller even belong there?
Marissa Miller still holds the candle.
Admin – at least it wasn’t Foxy Brown
Hey, funny thing is that old bag Sophia Loren is still semi-reportworthy.
(by semi I mean I get a halfer and have to think about somebody else to finish the job). She may outlive all of them, that dirty Bond Girl.
I bet she was the real Ivana Humpalot that Austin Powers made fun of.
Was Farah Fawcett the chick hanging on the wall of the prison cell during the Shawshank redemption? If so, peace out Ms. Fuzzy Britches.
Tube socks!
When you really want to upgrade from flour, try your own shit. Whoever you hit will never forget it.
Honorable mentions go to Phoebe Cates for bearing the goods poolside circa 1982 and Heather Thomas in early 80s for being yet another piece of tail Lee Majors brought to the table. Come to think of it, the man must have been a regular cocksmith.
Travis, as for the Shawshank Redemption, I think one was Rita Hayworth, and I know Racquel Welch was another. Was there a third poster in Andy’s cell? Marilyn Monroe?
Admin, surprised you didnt say Bobby Brown.
Bea Arthur (1972-2009)
Joyce Dewitt. You know you’ve taken a report watching Three’s Company re-runs, Admin.
Hey Vert, Kly? To paraphrase an oldie, “this site ain’t Oprah”.
The Shawshank line was “What say there, fussy britches?” and the last poster was Raquel in that animal skin bikini. Yowza!!
May be too old for you guys, but Ann Margret was one hot babe. And how about Goldie Hawn from her Laugh-in days? Remember Angie Dickinson, Police Woman? Damn, I’m old.
BTW, today’s comments are outstanding.
RR, Welch and Ann Margaret wicked hot old school. All natural. I do believe Bo Derek is the most perfect PHYSICAL specimen of all time from head to toe. I wanked to just about every name thrown out here but I have an oddball player from back in the day – Agent 99 from Get Smart. Think it was her neediness and vulnerability.
Yo Admin, WTF? I thought we were talking about pin-up girls and sex symbols? What’s up with DTJB? How about some retro — Christie Brinkley, Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford?
[Like I said, it's a rough draft of a collaborative effort. Gotta start somewhere, maybe it's by booting Ho'Town Booty B. Brown.]
The twink who introduced Tim “The Tool Man” every week is pretty report worthy. RIP Farrah You cleared up this boy’s acne.
M.T. I salute all your work today. Brilliant!
Elaine – Should be a crime Angie Dickinson was overlooked. Ranks with the best of them in the sex appeal category. Even has a great name.
Farrah was insane, that poster made a man outta me. I’d second Tiegs, Brinkley, any of the ass in SI’s ‘Zowee its Maui’ issue, plus Jaclyn Smith. Demi’s a dog, but I’d toss in a Gabrielle Anwar for class. To temper the class, of course, I’d hurl in Loni Anderson before gravity set in and that chick w/the thighmaster back in Three’s Company Days, witless as a stone, perfect, and any of the ass old an young that ever appeared in the Emaneulle series.
Harris, not only Loni Anderson but the other chick on the WKRP show.
Lama, one of the girls who introduced Tim was, believe it or not… Pamela Anderson. In her younger, hotter days.
Donger, Agent 99 was Barbara Feldon.
Fair enough, Admin.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/covers/
Hayworth, Bacall, Loren, Monroe, Bardot, Ann fucking Margaret, Raquel, Tiegs 1974 Swimsuit Edition cover started it all
Farrah
Ladd
Christie Brinkley
Kathy Ireland,
Elle Macphearson
Locklear
Sharon fucking Stone
Pamela Anderson
Megan Fox
All but Bardot still look hot for their age today. I’d hit them all. Multiple reports.
Angie Dickenson was more of a rat pack girl. Sinatra has probably been in and out of her more times than a frickin Mexican with diarrhea has been in and out of the toilet.
Best line ever in a tv show or movie was Lauren Bacall at the end of the Big Sleep. “You remember how to whistle, put your lips together an blow.”
And Donger, I forgot Bo Derek. 1980. The perfect 10. I’d braid all the hair left on my body to give her the best 30 seconds of my life.
Might even go hiking in Argentina.
Today was sad for all..
She made our socks stand straight and tall…
Her flowing blonde hair,
and her brite white smile..
made me shoot at that poster from a half a mile.
With gun in hand she was an Angel
Wish I had a DVR back then to pause it..
Cause no girl was hotter ever..
and Farah ALWAYS fixed my Faucet..
RIP BABY!
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/lorenmansfield.jpg
Loren a little jealous at Jane Mansfield’s size.
Michael Jackson heard the news and had a heart attack….hes dead too
Ricky – a moving and heartfelt tribute. I’d wager to say there isn’t a dry eye in TDT house after reading that…
thanks mike….heres a tissue…oh wait…not that one…take this one…lol
Picture the worried looks on the paramedics faces as they exchanged glances, each wondering who’d volunteer to administer mouth-to-mouth.
Had that poster hanging in my bathroom in the mid 70s. RIP Farrah, you were the charter member of my original spank bank.
Boys, that bitch was the smokeshow for my generation.
Sorry, but Tiegs and Brinkley (especially Brinkley) had hot fronts but their asses were horrible.
Marisa Miller is incredible, and so is Stephanie Seymour. I’d have loved to seymour of that trollup…
Wow. You people are old.
Good list, J. Nice to see some mature women on that list. And is that a nipple that Sophia is seeing?
TMS: The riper the berry, the sweeter the wine. We’re aged and mellow.
Elbius, that was the ist thing i thought about. maybe his nose fell off when the paramedic pinched it shut.
Nothing sexier than a 35 – 40 year-old woman who knows exactly what she wants.
Of course, I’m 53….
If I could redeem all my spank bank deposits in Farrah’s name I could build a new wing in the Anal Cancer Ward at LA Hospital. At the very least, maybe we could get a new back door.
Honorable mentions go to Lynda Carter and Linda Evans
Catherine Bach, if not mentioned earlier, deseves big time inclusion.
Give me Angie Dickinson… she put the “Pepper” in my pants.
Hey, Did we leave out Elizabeth Hurley and Shannon Elizabeth? Hurley is a great sexy slut with an accent that can get me off by itself. Shannon basically took the Phoebe Cates role over for the next generation and took it to a new level.