He flew too close to the sun

Farewell to The Mooch.

Btw, The Mooch resigned at 8am … media found out when it was supposed to – in the early afternoon when it was announced.

No more leaks?

6 thoughts on “He flew too close to the sun

  1. I heard him perfectly described as “a human pinky ring and the embodiment of a double-parked BMW…” Credit to Seth Meyers

  2. Long on pomade grins, short on olive oil charm. He managed to step on his own dick before he entered the door the West Wing.

    And, he had the stones to fuck with Bannon.

    Bannon served them to him for breakfast.

    You don’t fuck with Bannon.

  3. Mooch has decided to move on so he can spend more time with his fami…

    No, wait that didn’t sound right.

    Mooch has decided to move on so he can spend more time sucking his own cock.

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