Stafford comes alive
Never thought I'd be jealous of a doof in shades who wears his hat sideways.
But I am.
Something stirred inside of RGA when he saw yesterday's Georgia rump so he sent in a few pics of former UGA qb and current Detroit Lion Matt Stafford having, you know... fun. Foreign concept to me.
If I was Stafford, I'd drink every beer on board, bang the snots out of yellow top, eat a chocolate cake and pass out while watching Meat Balls II and smoking weed in the cabin.
AND THEN I'd wake up the next day, take a huge dump, send Peter Frampton a thank you note for writing "Do You Feel Like I Do" ... and start all over again.
Guess Stafford must feel like I do, like we do...
floogy time... floogy time ...
'Who got Bulldogged?' isn't an open ended question. The answer ... later, until then can play "Who I'd Hammer and Why"...
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What a douche.
3. tight body
I’ll write in the Gator tattoo from yesterday
Orange sunglasses? Dude makes how many millions a year and he’s wearing drug store Foster Grants? You can take the boy out of the trailer park….
Got to admit. Envy. I’d bang everyone of them.
Admin,
I tried mightily to improve upon your “If I was Stafford” thesis and I was stumped. But then I thought, wouldn’t you want blondie on his right to stay onboard to mix drinks, pack the bowl and drive the boat? Oh, and I forgot the three-way part…
[I did a quick edit and just kept the focus on yellow top.
The short of it is when I get smashed I enjoy kicking people the fuck off my boat, the same why the step-dad in Sling Blade likes clearing out his parties. "EVERYBODY, GET THE FUCK OUT!" is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language.]
Ryan Leaf looks great! Live your life like everyday is a Saturday
Great party. Lucky for them Ray Lewis didn’t show up and start killing people.
I PAY my taxes.. and no chick grind up on me… WTF..
This kid is lucky SOB..
Lucky little sperm, ain’t he?
Love playing Frampton while “doing the nasty”…. good stuff, AdMIN.
But for the SEC: Geaux Tigers!
For the record, how many here actually HAD the “Frampton Comes Alive” album or 8-track?
Elaine, I’m so old I was THERE when Frampton recorded most of that at album at SUNY Plattsburgh. (It is in the credits on the record sleeve) We said, “Screw this homo, let’s go downtown and continue the party!” And off we went, walking out on the largest-selling live album of all time. And out of 8000 students, I couldn’t find 8 women that look like the ones in these pictures in the late 70s on that campus…nothing like a 215 lb heifer with a Farrah-do….that was the look
Live it up now because he’s going to sacked more than 60 times this year and possibly be in a coma by the end of the season.
definitely 3
2,3,4,1 but Purple top up top trumps all. She’s got a mean grip on her friends for arm, because his mind is already at practice with his hand tappin’ her for the hike.
EB, had the album, recorded it to an Ampex 8 Track to use in my car.
Frampton lives in Cleveland now, WTF.
Dude’s livin the life… no hatin here…
Elaine: wore out the vinyl, the 8-track required a matchbook wedged in the player (to the left).
It’s HAMMERTIME….I’d hammer 1 thru 4 and back again, then forward and back.
I do remember a song like that…..
…”If I had a hammer, I’d get hammered in the morning, I’d get hammered in the evening, all over this land…”
I see he changed his trunks from pic 1 to pics 2 & 3. If I was surrounded by tail like that, I’d have gone through a whole draw-full of trunks.
You have to teat yourself like number 1… Do you need to be reminded.
1. nice ass
2. out of her element… boring
3. tight
4. slut, definitely clit ring
I agree with Spackler, purple top trumps all.
What about gril 4-a? The skank w the tool (trying to hang w the big boys) on the back of the ski… easy target and eager to please
i was thinking rock star for my next life, but after seeing this i’m thinking qb. kill me now
All four in the top photo come before the numbered skanks down below. Skank 2 looks promising though… kind of girl that will do anything to not go back to the trailer park.
#2 up top’s checking the drink level. game is definately on! she’s gonna get her IUD checked tonight…
Stafford should hook his brother Otto up. They strike a resemblance in Stafford’s first pic with the glasses and hat.
[Yes!]
#2′s ass is unacceptable.
Yikes – I agree. horrible pancakes on that one.
Welcome to the NFL – he is going to get crushed the Lions suck and their offensive line could not block a fire exit!
# fucking 3 …. She’s already grinding his balls into dust with her perfect copper penny. You know she self parks in the ass without even asking for more than the tip she just licked the jizz off 3 minutes before. Yo Franklin Tavern….where are these whores in NJ?