Aretha Franklin blew off Whitney Houston’s funeral. Will she skip Hefner’s? I hope not.
Didn’t know Hef had a traumatic backstory in his personal life. Turns out his first wife banged some guy while he was a virgin in the army somewhere. They married, but he was devastated and she felt guilty so she let him have affairs and then dedicated herself to helping him launch Playboy. He dumped her when he got big. Again, traumatic backstory.
Before Barbi Benton parlayed her relationship with Hefner into multiple appearances on Love Boat, Match Game, and Hollywood Squares she ran wild on his estate.
We must fumigate the grotto.
At 91 Hef takes the ultimate report and is not in a better place now.
Au revoir, playboy.