Land/Sea traffic hazards

Your eyes deserve a break, but not without a safety warning: accident causing ass is a surf and turf game. TH11TH33TH22 Try making eyes with these mermaids and your ship will hit the rocks for sure. blue top Beguiling lips in a diagonally striped bikini has beached many a boat. stripes Ballast belongs face down in the cuddy cabin for emergency use only. Would happily buy the sea farm for the brown bikini. hello brownie Don't worry about falling in the fucking pool because muscles over here will yank you out. jack20lalanne

28 Responses to “Land/Sea traffic hazards”

  1. Ricky Retardo says:

    Most uplifting, like the rack in the very first picture.

    I was half expecting Jack LaLanne in the next post today. Thanks, Admin….

  2. The Donger says:

    Yikes is gonna have a stroke from that 1st pic.

  3. j says:

    RR, I think I have seen rack in the top photo striding happily down Michigan Ave in Chicago. Looks exactly like a friends ex wife. Sporty attitude if the same.

    I’d get in a wreck for any, sans the ballast.

  4. The Donger says:

    Harry B. We know you are lurking out there. Breaks over.

  5. Report Giver says:

    Would all including the ballast.

    [Troof!]

  6. FuckEmBucky says:

    Pic #1, middle girl, bent over my desk. I just used my last tissue.

  7. stiffler says:

    Loving the striped bikini and subsequent pose. I would lick her @ss like a lollipop

  8. Elaine Benes says:

    Top 3 ladies are YOWZA. Shouldn’t be able to find much wrong with those.

  9. Yikes says:

    First pic is legit. Far right takes the cake.

    FYI: If I’m gonna stroke it, still shots won’t do it for me. I need to see ass moving…that’s the key. Search Darlene Amaro & Luana then holla (obviously not at work).

  10. nofan's biggest fan says:

    Most landlovers see abundant selection walking around… but when stuck on the high seas, you get all fired up by the sight of any woman. by any woman I am including Admin.

  11. Lobedawgs says:

    hey that one girl in the striped bikini reminds me of a post-op tranny me and RO hired one night she fellated us behind a dumpster on Horatio st no joke she only charged us $30 each plus for an extra $5 i took the bag off.

  12. buck naked says:

    Plenty of talent here, but hot damn how I dig the see through white skirt in pic 1 middle

  13. Ricky Retardo says:

    Buck, I prefer the thong under the black pants. That is one great, meaty fartbox…

  14. shrttrdr says:

    Left and center on the top pic
    The stripes are a definite
    But the winner is the tall skinny blonde on the boat in the black string bikini in the bottom pic

  15. The Donger says:

    Fuckin pussy!

  16. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    thank you

  17. admin says:

    LaLanne for the trifecta. Thanks Ricky!

  18. buck naked says:

    Ricky, can’t argue with you there. When ur right ur right

  19. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    I would imagine that Mr. Lalanne has an incontinence problem similar to that of the last fella

  20. LeatherNuts says:

    I’m all in on #1; fill or kill…

  21. j says:

    love the blue jeans in pic 1. can’t get around dreaming about motorboating those meat cannons. she could be 6, and I’d be 9.

  22. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    the girls in the street
    i would give them my meat

    my first report in the ballast
    so when i tapped the fine one i could last

    i would bend her over the railing
    the high seas would hear her wailing

    in her ass with my cock
    the boat sure would rock

    with a shit stained cock and a look of disgrace
    i would turn her over and report on her face

  23. DON WONG says:

    I wonder if ballast will swab my balls and light my cigar after I finish nailing her racktacular friend.

  24. Elaine Benes says:

    j: I personally prefer “77″. I always like to get 8 more…

  25. SoCalMenace says:

    Sorry for the delay in responding, but it is really hard to type one handed…..

    HOLY WHITE SKIRT!!!!!

    I would like to throw some of my chump chowder on all of these broads!

  26. Wacktails says:

    The deep end feels a lot safer under Jack LaLane’s watchful eye.

  27. McGeorge says:

    Admin… Is white skirt Asian? Fess up…

  28. Blue Horseshoe says:

    Re. White skirt, to quote Ace Ventura, holy shitballs. That ass could cause an accident all right — in my pants!

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