Farts and crafts - she's been glued and sprinkled with gold dust down there. Very nice.
An elderly parade of 'yes please' ...
How many more cocks will Freebird have to endure before it can fly away from that aged snapper for good?
The GILFing years
Fill or kill, these babes are over 50.
That's Wilfred Grimsby going FUCKING NUTS!
Farts and crafts - she's been glued and sprinkled with gold dust down there. Very nice.
An elderly parade of 'yes please' ...
How many more cocks will Freebird have to endure before it can fly away from that aged snapper for good?
Farts and crafts - she's been glued and sprinkled with gold dust down there. Very nice.
An elderly parade of 'yes please' ...
How many more cocks will Freebird have to endure before it can fly away from that aged snapper for good?
Blue Bikini is not a day older than jail bait or I’ll eat my fist. Also, just to the lest of her right hand – I am fascinated by that ‘bikini’. Looks like a sanitary pad. Only smaller.
left, not lest. My sincere apologies.
“Smells like cabbage”
I’m a buyer on all.
After your done plowing them, they can bake you cookies.
They squirt Ben Gay.
Look great for 50, but my guess is those bikinis are hiding some of the most used and parched boxes of all time. I would do any one of them, but can you get KY by the gallon?
They look great, but vaginas formed when Eisenhower was president? That might be like banging a sander. And when they cry out during sex, you won’t know if they are coming or if they broke a hip.
Too bad I am allergic to dust.
Great thing about MILF or GILF is while they are bored of their Hubby’s they would love to take reports from outsiders. All my divorced buddies getting more tail than a public toilet seat. And these broads are bored and ready for some major report taking, nothing is off the table. I’m talkin the entire urban dictionary. By the way, is that the bat signal coming out of goldie’s bikini to the left of Blue?
Cougarific!!!!!
I bet if they had work done, it also included some tightening under the hood.
Respek for still caring an staying in the game.
AARP – Amer Assoc of ? people. little help?
the thing about older women is, they are so greatful. I bet you could even talk one into a hymenorrhaphy. Why not? everything else has been redone.
They would probably even do it on their ex’s nickel.
Then you could be her first, again.
Goldie in the middle looks like she’s two months out of sex change
post-op. I’m sure she had her adam’s apple and schlong bronzed for nursing home memories. That said, I’d bang the AARP card out of “Bat Girl”. It would take a team of MIT mathematicans to calculate the collective number of loads these broads have been doused with over the years.
? = Reportable, Rimworthy, Rugburnable….
Kill the order but I’m a buyer if I see some ass and like it.
Admin usually you dive straight into the ass. I want to make an informed decision.
Renter of blue, buyer of none.
Every single one of them. In and around their mouth.
The Blue has had more ribs removed than a chinese buffet…
American Association of Recycled P#ssys
I ain’t fuckin no bat. That’s warning enough. I like the young babe in the blue bikini with the retard face.
short term buyer on each. plus, unlike some of the filthy young 20 somethings, they actually can carry on a conversation while you are waiting for your next woodie.
they have been around the block, but at this point that is a good thing. Hate breaking in the new baseball glove. Rub some oil on the old one and go.
Black and Blue in the top pic, then blue in the bottom followed by her Nazi eagle tattoo friend. Nothing like tapping a milf who screams out F^ck me like a Nigg#r. Renter of all, but after awhile those wrinkly hands just ook wierd on the dick.
I’ll be a kept man, aka pool boy for any of ‘em.
I shagged a 45 year old when I was in my 20′s. Still felt like pussy. And unlike a young broad, when you’re banging one of these (who have all been married to older men, as they were trophy wife #1), she’s appreciative…both that you can get it up and you can get it up more than once.
and yeah, she was interested in exploring the ‘limits’
Real housewives of Hefner county
Huge buyer, taking all offers…sell what you have to to print me. Love MILF’s. They’re all about “no bullshit” fucking.
MILFs are absolutely the bomb. They know what to do and should be bought–always. Buying this portfolio and shorting against it a typical 30 yr old “hottie” who wil lose half her looks by the time she’s 40.
And anyone who says they “wouldn’t” to these chicks: If you knew today that your wife/gf would look like this in 20 years or whatever, you would marry her on the spot.
I’m nervous my wife, who’s a milf in her mid-40s, is out getting banged as we speak. I mean, if these posts are true and she’s ‘experimenting with the limits’, it’s happening outside mi casa because it sure ain’t happening with me.
And Carl – you get used to wrinkly hands on your johnson. Oh, you meant someone else’s hands? That I can’t speak to.
I’m typically not looking at my hand when servicing the sausage. These old broad hands just end up looking like ET’s hands after time. But I’d settle for any of these bodies over the typical 50+ woman.
Sorry filling….I think I did your wife.
Just as we have J-lo to thank for making big butts popular (back in the 80s that Lacey Alexandra broad would have done aerobics until her ass was as flat as a 70 year-old Chinaman’s), we have Viagra to thank for making these grannies (and their surgeons) work themselves into this kind of shape. We get as old and fat as we ever did, only now we 90 year olds can actually bang the S out of our waitress/strippers so the cougs needed to step up their game. God Bless Big Pharma.
Side note: cougs these days all get the “mommy makeover” which includes lipo, boob job, and “vaginal restoration”.
Carl, that’s not HER hands, that’s your wrinkly dick.
I’m a milf, but never screamed the “N” word…., just always left it at “F me hard”. Don’t think any of my white BF’s would appreciate that…. I’m sure they would wonder how I KNEW how a black man had sex….and sorry, Yikes and Boom Boom, just not my taste.
I thought the good thing about MILFs & GILFs was that they were mature enough to know when to cover it up. Some of these ladies are taking it a little too far:
blue bikini: smokin’ hot, looks great
polka dot bikini: smokin’ hot but needs a bag on her head
black bikini in the top pic: looks good but needs to lay off the hair dye
white bikini in last pic: isn’t that one of those old belt-style maxi pad holders I wore in 5th grade??? Ugh.
barely there bikini in last pic: looks great, but would be much better with a little more coverage, talk to blue bikini
gold bikini: honey, please.
Not quite who is turning me on more, the Milfs on parade or Elaine.
Fill the order; I’m a f’n rainmaker in maximizing value of scratch and dent assets.
Are there any reps and warrants on this trade?
fast market buyer of all of them.in and out no calls later. no are you thinking about me bullshit.i got mine hope you got yours see ya around.
Love this. Top shelf, far right.
How about some more of her Admin?
Whoever convinced that bimbo to ink the bat signal on her snatch should be a CDO salesman.
Holy fucking meat market batman!!
If there was a quadruple A meat, some of these girls would be marked as such.
what’s chelsea clinton doing at the event??