She’s got her mother’s arms

And her daddy's ankle-free legs. ice cream Mom has those fat-slob-alcoholic-with-thin-calves that you see from time to time on COPS. Hey, I'm just trying to find an entry point for a compliment.

29 Responses to “She’s got her mother’s arms”

  1. murf says:

    you don’t get ants from elephants

  2. SoCalMenace says:

    I hope that stroller has off road suspension!

    That fat kid should be in a shopping cart or one of those orange flat bed lumber haulers from Home Depot.

  3. woodlawnboy says:

    Not trying to be funny here. How the hell does this kid get in and out of that stroller? My kid has the same one and there’s no front-load latching there.

  4. Flacko says:

    If you spread apart those jelly rolls on the legs, you’d find dirt pockets from playing on the kitchen floor. Parents like that should be sent to Sobibor.

  5. NotConvicted says:

    Those two would blend just fine on a typical day at WDW in Orlando

  6. LeatherNuts says:

    She may have gotten just her mothers arms, but she sure as hell got everybody’s ice cream.

  7. buck naked says:

    Is that Augustus Gloop’s sister from Willy Wonka?

  8. VelvetTaco says:

    I would

  9. Blue Horseshoe says:

    hope we get state-run healthcare so I can pay for her triple bypass.

  10. that guy says:

    Get that fat tub o shit the fuck out of that stroller! That kids 4 ft tall and 160lbs – I think it can manage to walk under its own power (but not for long.

    This race of fat people only actually walk under their own power for about 25 years – stroller till 5 – and in a fucking cart before 30. Think it should be legal to hunt them and use their blubber to fuel lanterns.

  11. DON WONG says:

    Velvet Taco delivers.

    That zoo looks like a big place. I hope the stroller held up. It would be tragic if that kid actually had to walk to her amusements.

  12. Carl Spackler says:

    Woodlawnboy: Daddy must be a crane operator. Probably weighs in about 150, 6’2″ Loves to be slapped with fat rolls. Just drops her in before taking the rig to the jobsite.

    Dunkin Donuts: America can’t run anymore.

  13. report toker says:

    imagine having to change her diaper.

  14. fathunter says:

    Are you kidding me … Why is this child not wearing black.. ? Its slimming..!!

  15. Elaine Benes says:

    I think she’s stuck. She’s probably been in there since she was born, just eating and eating, now they can’t get her out. Remember that lady who got stuck on the toilet for 2 years? Same-o….

    They prosecute people for starving their children to death, how about this? Saw an obit in the paper yesterday, a friend’s cousin died. He was 19. I called her, what the hell happened? They found him dead, don’t know what happened, but MAYBE it was because of his weight…. 500 lbs….. at 19 years old. Ridiculous.

  16. johnnysize says:

    Get the fuck outta the stroller you hefty slob.

  17. buck naked says:

    This getting u excited for a daughter Uncle Wally?

  18. rickywilliamsbong says:

    Some people should not be allowed to be parents. That kid will have health (and social) problems for the rest of his life b/c her fat fuck mother doesn’t know how to take care of a kid.
    John Goodman even looked at the mom and said “Damn shes a cow”

  19. Ricky Retardo says:

    I like the velcro sandals. As her feet expand outward, she can still use those. She must have velcro underwear as well.

    Parents like this should be punished; Momma the Whale should be required to wear a sandwich board that reads “I AM A DUMB FAT CUNT AND AN IRRESPONSIBLE PARENT. I AM NOT FIT TO RAISE MY CHILD”. Add a cowbell around her neck and station her at the funnel cake stand at the county fair of your choosing.

  20. woodlawnboy says:

    report toker-You just fucked up my lunch.

  21. FuckEmBucky says:

    In other news, Bernie Madoff has a tiny pee-pee

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=aV1m83vVjyGM

  22. shrttrdr says:

    They should tax fast food.
    That kid is another example of why kids should be locked outside of the house during the summer.
    My kids were kicked out of the stroller soon after they could walk.

  23. Balls McLongCock says:

    I bet her goddam daddy is a buck twenty, ringing wet. Works in a wrecking yard. That fat bitch and fat ass kid are standing in line for the Billy Ray Cirus tickets.

  24. CrazyCraig says:

    Drown the fatass kid, shoot the mom.
    Make an example out of them and maybe people will wake the fuck up.

  25. Sweetness says:

    The mom’s raised arm is obscuring her tit-tat.

  26. Ted the Greek says:

    oh hey look… the mini-blob is eating ice cream… EXACTLY what she needs…

  27. travis the chimp says:

    somewhere some guy is definitely sick of her shit. (cleaning up after it I mean)

    the upside, is that medicare can pay for the Rascal scooter she will eventually need. They will even “give” it to her, to help her get around.
    Then she can use it to push (or tow) her own fat kid around.

  28. Str8-Razr says:

    Soon be drivin’ an Ass Tractor like XXL Stuntman.

  29. Uncle Wally says:

    if you plant corn you get corn