Culo Miércoles esplanade

Souped up.

So sassy. So spirited.

Class it up.

And again.

Renegade.

Power finish.

45 thoughts on “Culo Miércoles esplanade

  1. Numbers 3, 4, 5, and 6, makes believe that there is a god.

    No way women that hot happen accidentally.

    Well done Admin.

  2. Uh oh….no Friday meat. Granted, it’s lent, but the Admin’s past disappearance has me worried.

    Admin?!?!? You ok or did you just have another of those occupational Jergens accidents again?

  3. Admin my friend, it’s been a week and we don’t want to start worrying again. And I can only think about how far up Souped up’s ass I could get my head for so long. So how about another post?

    Unless you’re on a bender with Sam Nunberg, then take your time, but take notes.

  4. Kind sirs,

    I’ve been in contact with Admin, and his only request was to have my courier bring Pop-Tarts (Strawberry Frosted, specifically) and at least two dozen wine coolers in various flavours to an address which cannot be disclosed to you at this time. He insists that he is in good care, and the mistresses from Vassar and Brown who are in his company have reverted to–shall we say–more ‘Brazilian’ fashions rather than the current hirsute trends which have become de rigueur.

    I trust that this message finds you all in good health and humour.

    Good day to you all.

  5. This little minx, Kathleen Schaetzel, keeps paddlin’ across all my devices and I never even subscribed to JDate, swear. Against any good sense I never had and in Admin’s absence I dug a little deeper and found the ass do.

  6. Admin, I’m canceling my subscription to this blog. Your lack of energy and enthusiasm is a serious disappointment. The makers of Jergens are forming a class action lawsuit for loss of sales because of this complete negligence of duties. The law team of Attorneys Shea Versnatch and Oliver Closov will be representing them.

  7. Shut it down Admin. You’re making those hapless little birds fly into the same sheet of glass again and again. It’s heartbreaking. I beg you to end this cruelty, open the window and set them free.

  8. Domino’s Beat:
    Brother on Nextdoor app not happy with his chicken order:

    “I ordered a 14 piece boneless chicken, and received 8 to 9 nuggets instead, with about 4 to 5 of them cut in half! yes I did get more than 14 pieces, but seriously?

    I thought it was funny, and wanted to share.

    I called the customer service number at 804-644-3030 and talked to ‘Carissa’ and got hung up when she put me on ‘hold’ when I asked for the manager

    Called again, and then she said that she was the manager and that sometimes that happens in the process of making chicken cuts? WTF?! Anyway, I had to drag out an apology… I really didn’t want a credit or money back… I wanted them to own up that they got someone on their team that must be malnutrition because he/she is stealing chicken nuggets and eating them from customer’s orders.

    She half apologized (you could tell she didn’t care), and I doubt anything will come up with my calls for improved training. However she did offer me a credit for the nuggets.”

    Order#1243902
    Store 4250
    111 N Belvidere St.

    In defense to Dominos, I have made about 6-7 purchases with no problem, but this was way off, and weird.

  9. It has now been over a month admin… The black low rider and curvaceous Latina are beginning to haunt my dreams (I think she ate the cholo driving it).

    When you come up for air from the bowels of whatever struggle you currently find yourself in, it is my hope that the massive quantities of backlogged content will be distributed to all Tappers.

    On this holy Thursday, may peace be with you admin.

  10. On this Easter Sunday, there is only one resurrection I am waiting for. Come back to us admin…..just move that big ol’ rock from the front of the cave!!!!

  11. When it comes to making picks for the Masters pool, the golfer’s main squeeze figures prominently. Been a solid Dustin Johnson fan for a couple years now.
    Remember?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUSdHgX0q8

    But now ol’ Rickie Fowler’s given me pause to reflect on my choices in life with this longtime Tap favorite. Who can forget?

      1. Snffff. I’ll never be able to say “I wonder what her asshole tastes like?” Without bursting into tears.

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