It’s on…on like Honky-Kong

Guess which one of these four is waiting for the bus to Couga Wharf? bus Something wonderful is happening here. Calls are being made, calendars cleared, bags and fudge being packed, sites checked, operators yelled at ... it's the buzz of adventure, a trip is being planned. Going to keep the dialogue going a little bit. CC looks like a go. I'm cultivating his wingman behind the scenes, a candidate who may out himself in comments if he so chooses. Everyone benefits exponentially from doubled coverage, even the coogs. All credit to CC and we'll have an online fundraiser (I think, did CC say he'll pay for it and give the money to me? That's a Plan B I can get behind.) A lot to flesh out here.

23 Responses to “It’s on…on like Honky-Kong”

  1. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    Imagine the slug trails on that bench.

    I think far right will be guest of honor at the tour de cougar

  2. MeatCurtains says:

    That’s one ship I’d like to drop anchor in -my dinghy in her berth, a nice head wind finished off with my mast in her Boom

  3. CrazyCraig says:

    Admin, i say I film my first documentary “CC’s Cougar Confrontation Pt 1″
    I will get all the preparation together and let you dirty scoundrels know when its in stone.
    it should be soon i am very assertive, especially when it comes to burying my meat log in old dry tuna
    mmmmmmmmm smells likes mahi mahi to me !

  4. Str8-Razr says:

    The guy on the right wearing the dress?

  5. SoCalMenace says:

    Let it be known that SoCal is from San Diego….the Port of Call for the Cougar Fest.

    SoCal could show CC the sites, document shenanigans, maybe pop down to Tijuana and catch a Donkey show, hop on the S.S. Panty Shanty and get ‘er done…..fucking WING MAN EXTRAORDINAIRE BITCHES!

  6. Gerard Depardieu says:

    I am already laughing at this and nothing has happened yet. CC, excellent job! I hoping Yikes is the wingman, could be the new Richard Pryor / Gene Wilder combo, but whoever you are, just one piece of advise, “you never leave your wingman”

  7. CrazyCraig says:

    im down for the SoCalWingman
    It would be an honor to be matched up with such a sick twisted freak such as myself

  8. MeatCurtains says:

    CC -with SoCal as your wing man, you’re fucking covered. Fucking guy drinks like a fish, has great rap with the woman (I have stories…clean) and will make you laugh your ass off. He’ll be what -Goose is to Mav, Chong is to Cheech, BJ is to Bear…FUCK, I think I’m going to divorce my wife and tag along!

  9. Tee Tee says:

    I bet that bench smells like Tuna.

  10. woodlawnboy says:

    Sing kids! “Three of things are doing their own thing”

    Whore four…WTF!

  11. Downhill Fast says:

    Johnny, tell the gents what the CC Ship Prizes include:
    – 1st to score with someone twice his age – 5 beers
    – 1st to NOT hurl eating someone twice his age – 10 beers & a ham sandwich.
    – 1st to do it on deck – 15 beers (need photo witness)
    – 1st to do a threesome with combined age over 120 years – 25 beers
    – 1st to score with two different cougs in one 4 hour period – 30 beers
    – 1st to fooled, and try to score with a tranvest-coug – 50 beers and a rubber glove
    – 1st to get beat up by a cougs husband – 60 beers and a bag of ice
    – 1st to get beat up by a coug – 1 beer and a launch overboard.

  12. Mr. Gimlet says:

    pic:
    1) taking a call from her next Emperors Club customer, potential poser – would with liquor…
    2) packed her hand bag, checkin’ it twice for condoms, vibrator, whip – would.
    3) real cougar and making sure you know, she’s a man-eater and will stick the 5 inch stiletto heel up your ass – definitely would!
    4) realizes she’s out of her league, didn’t shave/trim Buckwheat, is distracted by the feel of the bottle… sold to you!

    CC & SCM here’s some much needed gear:

    http://www.bustedtees.com/cougarhunter

  13. ron says:

    will contributions be tax deductable?

  14. MeatCurtains says:

    cougar_bait_novelty_funny_cougar_humor_sticker-

  15. j says:

    Keep this in mind when you calculate your odds. I say go to the craps table.

    Whore on the far left is the coug.

  16. Downhill Fast says:

    Coug on the phone….calling her “man” to say she has ‘business’ in L.A. and is staying a few extra days to visit a friend. Next call is to the local clinic to get appointment for a pre-cruise shot of penicillan and perscription of dramamine

    Purse coug sees her phone flashing but knows it’s “the fat guy” and won’t pick up knowing he’ll only interupt tonights hunt for young sweet meat

    Hot coug is stewing in her own juices waiting for the evening hunt, attack and kill. Would gladly kill the other three to eliminate the competition.

    Bottle coug sees the bus coming and hopes the back seat is empty where she can quickly plesure herself with that bottle. She’ll be first on the CC Boat and last off the boat.

  17. Now Reporting says:

    http://www.yumsugar.com/4816003

    Absolutely hilarious.

  18. stiffler says:

    I am in for 25 says CC does it.

  19. Ratinamaze says:

    CC and SoCal…don’t forget your weedwhacker or better yet a machete…these cougs will surely need some trimmin’ before the funny business gets started…

  20. J B says:

    1 is the mother of 3.
    4 is the mother of 2.
    2 is the lead horse here, followed closely by 3, Coug 1 bringing up the rear. 4 is a DNF. She tripped on the backstretch, broke her leg, and was shot on the spot.

    3 maybe the best long-term bet, based on what mom looks like.

  21. BelieveMeWhenITellYou says:

    I am with Gerard in that I am sitting here in my office giggling like a g.d. school girl just thinking about how funny this shit is…

    C.C. and SoCal could literally turn that whole damn ship upside down. They could go with plan A and play it cool and low key while in the public eye and then just drop the hammer on all those bitches with the libidos on short time while behind closed doors. Those cougs would either scream in shear ecstasy or run out screaming and scared for their lives- Or plan B would entail just being the apeshit knuckleheads from minute one…

  22. Undercover Brother says:

    I think the one on the right just washed it out at the Shell station down the street with the water hose by the gas pump and she’s lettin er get a little air.