Dream duel: Schneider vs. John Phillips

Proposing a deal: if she'll help me out of my union suit (fuckin' hot in this thing by the way) I'll help her out of those old-fashioned, rear buttoning panties. patience If there's a '09 Miss DanzaTap, she just leapfrogged Nicole Eggert.

30 Responses to “Dream duel: Schneider vs. John Phillips”

  1. Travis the Chimp says:

    Nice work Admin. Me I’m really upset about the swedish military bras possibly catching on fire and getting unfastened-at least as upset as I am about the Obama video.

    http://www.thelocal.se/22228.html

    Thanks for this G.I.F.T.
    (Girl I found Thursday)

  2. Dixen Uranus says:

    she can leapfrog my face

  3. Just a Thought says:

    No thoughts left, just stunned.

  4. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Wowser. I would love to snake a tongue in that tush. Then report all over that chest. Nice work!!!!

    More of this…

  5. Ricky Retardo says:

    Doesn’t get much better than this! Wow …

    Doubtful that she’ll be on the Cougar Cooze Cruise …

  6. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    Love the rear end panty release….it just screams anal.

  7. Sweetness says:

    spontaneously reported before I could even grab my crank

  8. shrttrdr says:

    I’d unbutton those panties with my teeth to start

  9. woodlawnboy says:

    Admin, your best ever.

  10. Blubbers says:

    rhymes with “poopa”

  11. Toronto Irish says:

    Was reading Travis’ link and clicked through to this story:
    http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/
    Might be the funniest thing I have ever read…..

  12. buck naked says:

    Just banged one out in the men’s room to this pic…Nuff said

  13. Haywood says:

    Where’s my credit? I sent this to admin yesterday. She’s on dancing with the stars. Her name is joanna krupa.

  14. Mike D says:

    I would do things to that chick that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

    Toronto – that story is fuckin hilarious! You have to respect the perseverance…

  15. Elaine Benes says:

    Yowza!! She’s super hot. Got a real Reese Witherspoon thing going on.

    I tell you guys, I always have a problem with my bra catching on fire. It’s a real issue. It usually happens when the guy I’m riding with is giving himself a hand job while being interrogated by the police. It’s a rough life.

  16. M. T. Balsac says:

    I’d hit Joanna Krupa in the crappa’.

  17. j says:

    very nice. going to learn how to dance now. she can do the hustle on my face.

  18. Johnny Balls says:

    i’d eat a mile of her shit just to sniff her asshole.

  19. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Her balloon knot would sparkle after I got done with it!

  20. The Donger says:

    I just wanna crawl up her ass and die.

  21. Ricky Retardo says:

    Had to add another shot:

    joanna-krupa-2.jpg

  22. Travis the Chimp says:

    “old fashioned rear buttoning panties”?

    Congrats to your Grandpa for getting a little anal admin. As far as I know, no members of The Greatest Generation even got oral sex.

  23. M. T. Balsac says:

    Dumps,

    Didn’t know she was Polish but would gladly let her taste my kielbasa and then invade her like Germany.

  24. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    MT. Agree, divide a conquer! her crack that is.

    Bet it tastes awesome in there…

  25. Yikes says:

    YIKES!

  26. maverick says:

    wheres my box of kleenex???

  27. Elaine Benes says:

    She is REALLY hot. I’d hit it. Thanks, guys, for another pic to show the plastic surgeon.

  28. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    Thanks Elaine. mental rolodex is full. Heading to bathroom?

    Real quick, from behind?

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