Trouble brewing at the coffee hut
Two months it took the investigators to bring down the slut hut. My only fear is that they moved too fast.
NEWSMAN: She proceeded to drop her bottoms, flash her vagina, then turn around, spread her cheeks and flash her rear then she turned around again and flashed her vagina.
No word yet on whether grief counseling is available for the clientele base.
You mean I can get PAID for what I give away for FREE?? Damn!!
the best business model i’ve ever seen
cream in your coffee
EB, I doubt what you have is ever given away free(ly)! everything of value has a price to be paid.
just ask your BF
Bakini?
It’s always the old spinster in the neighborhood that rains on the parade. Those perky nips are a beautiful thing, you old hag.
Mmmm. I’ll have the cafe mocha and a bearded clam.
coffee would be good now
I’ll take the mochavagino latte, and an order of tata chai please.
They should re-name it “Grab-n-Blow”. Figures they put the pimp out to do a Ho story…
Wow, quiting now to start my own biz. Can someone poor some hot coffee on my ballz??
F-ing police. Closing a great, great business.
What better way to wake up? Coffee and a nice hawk shot of an 18 year old. Genius!
Double vag flash latte, i’m may not be awake but i am certainly up
shit spell check
Video won’t come up. Damn, guess I’ll just have to go back and stare at the last post.
They should replace every Starbuck’s in NYC.
They should give the nosie neighbor’s address to the Muslim freaks in Queens and CO. Tell them she called Allah a fag. Teach her to shut her piehole.
Buck, click on view in full screen mode, worked for me.
How is this worse than the nekked car wash? Love the drive through photomats converted to coffee shops out west. This just adds to the character of the west coast. I guess they weren’t giving the cops free coffee, bummer.
The lousy thing about digital cameras is that highschool kids no longer have a place to get high while they look at naked pictures of the women in their town.
I love that it was a 2 month investigation. Bet they got all the evidence they needed on day 1.
How about a mottled friggacino?
Horse
Good point. My investigation would have taken all of 8 seconds and emptied the CSI kit of Kleenex.
When are people going to realize that Boobs = Buck$
No buddy was hurt except for maybe the tea drinking dyke across the street.
I definitely would have “tipped” and “shafted” those baristas well.
Coffee futures trading down on the news
Too many overcast and rainy days result in seasonal affective disorder… I think I’ll stop by the local Grab N Go for some sunshine and lots of whipped cream…
The neighbor, homeowner (female) in the story is probably a jealous lesbian.
So much for free enterprise, damn pinko-commies are killing this country.
Anyone want to hire an unemployed barista???
Free Trade.
The comments are just as good as the story! Lol!!! Love it.
Will one of you guys help me? My husband beats me.
[Tuna, you are one weird mother.]
Tee Tee – count your blessings. At least he is paying you some attention.
Tee Tee: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing you haven’t already told the bitch twice. Shut up & make him a bean pie. He’ll be back home and he’ll be hungry after he gets his evening coffee.
Give him more anal, that typically works. If he donkey punches you while your giving it up, just be happy you don’t black out because of it. Then call a friend to come over and join in. That should calm him down for the night.
I think I need serious help, I watched this video and I thought about how funny it would it be to have one of these baristas bend over and at that second you toss your “foam” her way like Clarise took it after visiting Dr. Lector…
We used to take our coaches 1983 Lincoln Continental through the fields full of mud and then go to the local topless car wash in town (Jacksonville, Fla)….One day, he gets into it and it doesn’t start…so he opens the hood and the engine is so caked up with mud it wouldn’t start…He never knew the entire team was running his car through the tittie wash every Saturday…He thought we were going to the golf course….
Did the black guy reporting this story get kicked in the nuts before going on air? Michael Jackson sounds like James Earl Jones compared to this guy.
Barista: Cream in your coffee?
Patron: Not lately
Elaine reminded me of a good joke:
A grizzled biker is away from home for three days… when he finally returns home his old lady is standing at the trailer door, ready to confront him…
“Where’s my dinner, fat-ass?”
“Well… while you’ve been gone, I’ve been watching Oprah… and she says I shouldn’t have to make you dinner if you just decide to show up here after being gone days at a time.”
“Oh really, fat-ass?”
“Yeah… so make your own fuckin’ dinner…”
After a short pause, he replies “OK, well let me tell you something, fat-ass… if you don’t get into that kitchen and make me my dinner in the next 30 seconds, you won’t see me again for three more days…”
“That’s just fine by me…” she says.
So, the first day goes by and she doesn’t see him… the 2nd day goes by and she still doesn’t see him… then, on the 3rd day, her swelling goes down just enough for her to make him out…