Trouble brewing at the coffee hut

Two months it took the investigators to bring down the slut hut. My only fear is that they moved too fast.   NEWSMAN: She proceeded to drop her bottoms, flash her vagina, then turn around, spread her cheeks and flash her rear then she turned around again and flashed her vagina. No word yet on whether grief counseling is available for the clientele base.

35 Responses to “Trouble brewing at the coffee hut”

  1. Elaine Benes says:

    You mean I can get PAID for what I give away for FREE?? Damn!!

  2. Dixen Uranus says:

    the best business model i’ve ever seen

  3. j says:

    cream in your coffee

  4. stiffler says:

    EB, I doubt what you have is ever given away free(ly)! everything of value has a price to be paid.

    just ask your BF

  5. Ricky Retardo says:

    Bakini?

  6. ArnoldInRio says:

    It’s always the old spinster in the neighborhood that rains on the parade. Those perky nips are a beautiful thing, you old hag.

  7. The Screaming Seagull says:

    Mmmm. I’ll have the cafe mocha and a bearded clam.

  8. tommyb says:

    coffee would be good now

  9. Travis the Chimp says:

    I’ll take the mochavagino latte, and an order of tata chai please.

  10. Dr. Fitznicentight says:

    They should re-name it “Grab-n-Blow”. Figures they put the pimp out to do a Ho story…

  11. ballstink says:

    Wow, quiting now to start my own biz. Can someone poor some hot coffee on my ballz??

  12. DumpslikeaTruck says:

    F-ing police. Closing a great, great business.

    What better way to wake up? Coffee and a nice hawk shot of an 18 year old. Genius!

  13. Tyrone Shoelaces says:

    Double vag flash latte, i’m may not be awake but i am certainly up

  14. Tyrone Shoelaces says:

    shit spell check

  15. buck naked says:

    Video won’t come up. Damn, guess I’ll just have to go back and stare at the last post.

  16. Danny Tanner says:

    They should replace every Starbuck’s in NYC.

  17. Danny Tanner says:

    They should give the nosie neighbor’s address to the Muslim freaks in Queens and CO. Tell them she called Allah a fag. Teach her to shut her piehole.

  18. Travis the Chimp says:

    Buck, click on view in full screen mode, worked for me.

    How is this worse than the nekked car wash? Love the drive through photomats converted to coffee shops out west. This just adds to the character of the west coast. I guess they weren’t giving the cops free coffee, bummer.

    The lousy thing about digital cameras is that highschool kids no longer have a place to get high while they look at naked pictures of the women in their town.

  19. Bob the Horse says:

    I love that it was a 2 month investigation. Bet they got all the evidence they needed on day 1.

    How about a mottled friggacino?

  20. M. T. Balsac says:

    Horse

    Good point. My investigation would have taken all of 8 seconds and emptied the CSI kit of Kleenex.

  21. shrttrdr says:

    When are people going to realize that Boobs = Buck$
    No buddy was hurt except for maybe the tea drinking dyke across the street.

    I definitely would have “tipped” and “shafted” those baristas well.

  22. shrttrdr says:

    Coffee futures trading down on the news

  23. Mr. Gimlet says:

    Too many overcast and rainy days result in seasonal affective disorder… I think I’ll stop by the local Grab N Go for some sunshine and lots of whipped cream…

    The neighbor, homeowner (female) in the story is probably a jealous lesbian.

    So much for free enterprise, damn pinko-commies are killing this country.

  24. Mr. Gimlet says:

    Anyone want to hire an unemployed barista???

    sexpresso1-nc.jpg

  25. harris tweed says:

    Free Trade.

  26. Joey Tanner says:

    The comments are just as good as the story! Lol!!! Love it.

  27. Tee Tee says:

    Will one of you guys help me? My husband beats me.

    [Tuna, you are one weird mother.]

  28. Bob the Horse says:

    Tee Tee – count your blessings. At least he is paying you some attention.

  29. Elaine Benes says:

    Tee Tee: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing you haven’t already told the bitch twice. Shut up & make him a bean pie. He’ll be back home and he’ll be hungry after he gets his evening coffee.

  30. Danny Noonan says:

    Give him more anal, that typically works. If he donkey punches you while your giving it up, just be happy you don’t black out because of it. Then call a friend to come over and join in. That should calm him down for the night.

  31. Danny Noonan says:

    I think I need serious help, I watched this video and I thought about how funny it would it be to have one of these baristas bend over and at that second you toss your “foam” her way like Clarise took it after visiting Dr. Lector…

  32. rickywilliamsbong says:

    We used to take our coaches 1983 Lincoln Continental through the fields full of mud and then go to the local topless car wash in town (Jacksonville, Fla)….One day, he gets into it and it doesn’t start…so he opens the hood and the engine is so caked up with mud it wouldn’t start…He never knew the entire team was running his car through the tittie wash every Saturday…He thought we were going to the golf course….

  33. Gerard Depardieu says:

    Did the black guy reporting this story get kicked in the nuts before going on air? Michael Jackson sounds like James Earl Jones compared to this guy.

  34. Justin Cider says:

    Barista: Cream in your coffee?

    Patron: Not lately

  35. LeatherNuts says:

    Elaine reminded me of a good joke:
    A grizzled biker is away from home for three days… when he finally returns home his old lady is standing at the trailer door, ready to confront him…
    “Where’s my dinner, fat-ass?”
    “Well… while you’ve been gone, I’ve been watching Oprah… and she says I shouldn’t have to make you dinner if you just decide to show up here after being gone days at a time.”
    “Oh really, fat-ass?”
    “Yeah… so make your own fuckin’ dinner…”
    After a short pause, he replies “OK, well let me tell you something, fat-ass… if you don’t get into that kitchen and make me my dinner in the next 30 seconds, you won’t see me again for three more days…”
    “That’s just fine by me…” she says.
    So, the first day goes by and she doesn’t see him… the 2nd day goes by and she still doesn’t see him… then, on the 3rd day, her swelling goes down just enough for her to make him out…

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