Woman attacks man for choosing to play with X-Box over Her-Box.
So here’s the story, as reported by the UK’s Sun
• She wasn’t wearing pants when she chased him into a convenience store to beat the crap out of him.
• She grabbed his balls, hard.
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Quite a story … except that’s not the couple pictured above…
This is…
Never claim the Sun don’t know what they’re doing.
That dude should play Russian roulette. Every day. Until he loses.
Never trust the firebush
Should be more addicted to the FishBox.
J. Garafalo shouldn’t be holding sex back from anyone. Even that monster with a ball-bag chin.
Isn’t this the girl in the onesie who duped Admin on an on-line dating site?
Dead ringer.
She clearly missed the point of celebrating March 14th, national Steak & Blowjob Day…
2 days straight of xbox has led to many an epiphany, like in this case: jacking off is really not that bad…
She doesn’t blow you-she eats you.
He thinks he is Connor in Assassin’s Creed III and he’s smiling because she just got down on her knees and blew him while he triumphed in the game …
check out her shitty “I’ve got a mouth full of giz – and I don’t swallow” smirk!
Time for a post wad-launching nap. Peace out, wigga!
Atari makes my wife horny. Wait, maybe it’s the Eroscillator. Yeah, it’s that.
I wouldn’t fucker with a joy stick.
Thats a 9 in the UK
sex or xbox is not a tough choice.
take the bj any day.
At least she’s realer than gayo te’o's girl.
Amazing what a difference a picture makes in shaping how you view the same story.