Those Fokken twins

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The Fokken twins were prostitutes for 50 years, an estimated 355,000 men between them. So maybe my college girlfriend wasn’t the biggest whore in the world after all. We’ll see.

Practically speaking, the two have been retired for some years now, a factor of both advancing arthritis and an admitted difficulty in attracting new clients. But Martine still has a regular, and “I couldn’t give him up,” she told The Inquisitr. “He’s been coming to me for so long like it’s like going to church on a Sunday.”

I get it. He’s hanging in there for the handjobs.

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9 Responses to “Those Fokken twins”

  1. buck naked says:

    Shocking, just a couple more Europeans who dont want to work any more

  2. The Donger says:

    GODAMMIT motherfucker cocksucker. They were on my bucket list. ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

  3. BH says:

    Their names are really the Fokken Twins?

  4. Gérard Depardieu says:

    When your vagina has been hollowed out enough to have hidden Anne Frank, it’s time to hang up the meat curtains.

  5. E. Norm Stitz says:

    Looks like someone ran the red light in that district and ran these hose garglers over. Repeatedly.

  6. onewaytickettochappy says:

    Head Asner

  7. McNegus says:

    I think I saw these two down at Hunt’s Point the other night.

  8. @kins says:

    How much for both of them?

  9. j says:

    Baby boomers are coming into their prime. Don’t give up now.

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