StatenIslandSkanks
Joke is on me. M. Curtinez sent in some choice pics he said he got from statenislandskanks.com...
I am from the old school that says if you want to class it up a little, you take it to Florida. And that's why these two took their act to Miami (note the Springsteen lyrics on the wall...nice)
Potent concept, right? Except the site doesn't exist.
:(
Nevertheless every story must have a happy end...
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SKANKALICIOUS!
my kind of skanks
Dirty
Dirtier
Perfection
#1 Jail Bait
#2 seen many IROC back seats.
#3 Nice pooper on the future mrs carmela soprano
Yowser. Loads abound! Shooting stuff everywhere. Well done. Last pic IS PERFECTION!
Sign me up to go swimmin in the “skanktank” I’m in! Jail be damned.
#2 pic on Left, WOW. Huge fan. Huge report on her chin.
Funny pattern skank to skankier to THE PERFECT ASS!!!
It makes no sense yet is so right
Fucking starting 5 for SoCal’s Dream Team:
Chick in Bottom Pic – Runs the Show – Point Guard
Chick in 2nd Pic, Left – Gets all of my attention – Center
Chick in 1st Pic, Left – Report TAKER – “Shooting” Guard
Chick in 1st Pic, right – HUGE Tits and Smile – Power Forward
Chick in 2nd Pic, Right – Like to BANG, HIT, and HARD FOUL – RON ARTEST of my squad.
Where’s my bib ….
Nice 3-finger hogan on Blondie in pic #2 …
Something about SoCal’s Ron Artest; she isn’t the prettiest but I just know she’s an expert johnson-handler
size buyer of the pic 1 sandwich…pic 2 left works, cuz i’m a guy, and hey..nuff said…pic 2 right, seen better lookin heads on a rusty nail, still would tho…pic 3 is Da Bomb
I’d work my way bottom to top and then back down. I’d lose my foot for a three way with the top pick, as long as anything goes…
Would fill the arch in lower back with baby batter in #3.
top left Monday
top right Tuesday
mid left Wednesday
mid right Thursday
bottom Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
Pic 1: These young ladies are down for the deed. Even Vishnu on the left is bring a little heat for that hot coal walk she loves so much. Tits McGee on the right is ripe for a grip and rip.
Pic 2: I am glad they both have those hoop earings…i will need those hoops when I tether them to a line to that leads to fame and glory aka my crotch.
Pic 3: The NAACP would even endorse pic #3 with a heavenly ass like that….after she coughed up enough reparations for lake trout and sweet tea.
Admin, GREAT recovery today!
A new theme – Doubles Tuesday?
One of them looks like an Institutional Equity Salesperson who called on me in the late 90′s and first half of this decade.
All these skanks eligible for the good Dr.’s tongue depressor, followed by temperature taken. Their option of the input.
Any bets on which reader was cleaning his “pipe” causing the 8.3 magnitude earthquake in the South Pacific and tsunami?
I love hot skanks so much it hurts me…
I just shaved my junk and my satchel keeps sticking to my legs…
I’d eat a mile of number 3′s number 2 just to see where it comes from.
Ricky: It’s the curve of her back above her ass. Sexiest part of a woman.
BMWITY: Overshare maybe? Waaay too much information.
Tyrone: “Fame & glory aka your crotch”? Please.
I like the first pic better than second; is it just me?
Any one…or ALL, any time, any fuckin place. Love them all. Report taken all over the shop. Sloppy frikkin mess going on here.
I’d work on the top pair like cracked drywall; apply spackle, wet sand, remove stained drop cloth…
If you can get past the attitude and accent, you have to hit SI skanks when they are young. Sell by date come fast and then its just attitude and accent.
I’m in on all fronts…backs and sides
top 4, skanks. Bottom, my next wife if I can afford her.
The definition of ‘skank’ sure has changed over the last 40 years or so. In the Bronx of the 1970s any one of these ladies would have been termed ‘goddess’ ! A skank back then would look like this:
[...] Where do Staten Island skanks head when jobs become scarce? Florida! [The Danza Tap] [...]
the ole governor is raw from staring at this pic #3. I am now convinced that she farts glade out of that magnificent machine.