Yesterday TheDanzaTap brought in a swim suit model to discuss naked bodypainting.
Today, we bring in an expert from NBC to discuss how to model a bikini, plus demonstrative classic Jessica Alba poses in the two-piece.
Time to learn, negus.
1) Alba airs out the goods, shoulders back, one leg up. Whoa, is that a ballsack? Nope, just some inner right butt cheek. Very good.
2) Alba on the walkabout. Whole world is erect.
3) Piece de resistance.
Gold medal.
God intended bikinis and high heels to be worn together. I’d gladly switch places with that dog. At least he gets to sniff her panties when she takes them off and throws them on the floor. That’s an uptick from my life.
bikini model is a tad stiff, as am I after taking in those Alba pix
While she was talking, all I heard was the teacher from Charlie Brown. Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say. Let the dog out and come back and blow me.
I’d like to know if she can make me a solid sandwich
She did a good job cleaning the room. She’s a keeper.
That last pose by Alba is like when your dog rolls over to get their tummy rubbed. It just says total submission. (Don’t read too much into the analogy. There is nothing there).
Absolutely shocked at the absence of a tramp stamp on the one in the video
A clean canvas ripe for bukkakke
Wonder who she picked in her bracket.
I am 90% sure I saw bikini girl giving Rocco Mediate a hand job at Pure Gold in Pinehurst last August.
That scene with the leather couches makes me think that Retardo will come out with a chloroform rag and film some amateur porn next.
I’m trying to teach my Basset Hound to deliver the rag but he keeps passing out. Soon …
I’d walk down MLK Blvd in Detroit with a “I love Niggers” t-shirt on just to see these two get raw with eachother.
Alba translated to English means Boner.
Did anyone else hear a loud bell at 42 seconds? Did I imagine that?
JSTD.
Tiger fucked her.
She is among the countless and facless lap wenches working the strip bonanzas on Tryon street that I vaguely recall doing their $10 specical lap dances after the NY Giants bested the Panthers on Thursday night football last October.